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Commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
He checked his head and found no blood, rubbing his chin found none as well. The object had cauterized it’s own entry and exit wounds. The place where it struck the road was smoking ever so slightly. Had he imagined...
Commented on Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin
Mods need to take this post down before someone gets hurt and EVERYBODY points their collective fingers at Boing Boing. Really; condoning vandalism and anti social behavior. You should be ashamed....
Commented on Taste Test: Persimmon
My kids and I just had one today for breakfast! First one ever. They loved it and I did too. It has a taste all its own. Like an apple with no core but the texture of a soft ripe...
Commented on HOWTO Make a mummified fairy
And here it is done well.... http://www.lebanoncircle.co.uk/DeadFairy.htm You are welcome!...
Commented on The magic of Japanese space-saving products
I love the earthquake illustration. Looks like godzilla should be coming down the street after them......
Commented on Elderly retired boxing champ beats six kinds of crap out of drunken burglar neighbour
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Commented on Hit by a Rock from Outer Space?
I have a micrometeorite which landed on my head several years ago burying itself in my scalp. Because of it's size I was never able to have it verified. I do however have several emails from experts whom I contacted...
Commented on Bloody tongue from Tootsie Pop
This happened quite often! sometimes they hurt but usually they were so sharp you never felt it. Not quite as bad as the captain crunch palate carnage I endured to enjoy that sadistic cereal!...
Commented on Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies
undead and mobile hollow lifeless visages run away you snack...
Commented on Distance to celestial objects chart
A race to the sun... "Mission control (STOP), this is solar one (STOP), after 88.5 years we are now landing on the surface of the ...POOF!" "Solar one?" "We've lost the telegraph signal..."...
Commented on Distance to celestial objects chart
A race to the sun... "Mission control (STOP), this is solar one (STOP), after 88.5 years we are now landing on the surface of the ...POOF!" "Solar one?" "We've lost the telegraph signal..."...
Commented on Christian salt, a wingnut alternative to Kosher salt
This rates right up there with the "freedom fries" stupidity... BTW can I get some christian salt for my freedom fries?...
Commented on What kind of animal is on this rubber ball?
It's a trap! I was squinting at it and my wife said "why do you look all Chinese?" Look away people unless you want to catch "The Chinese"!...
Commented on Unpleasant feedback music with walkie-talkies
Wow, music with feedback! It's too bad no one back in say the 60's ever figured out how to do this with say an electric guitar... Oh and just for the record, I've rubbed two cats together hard and made...
Commented on Hobo Chili dog food also edible by people
Hand me a spoon, I'm going in.......
Commented on Woman logs into stolen laptop, shoots pics of thief
Not as uncommon as you think. I found a video tape on the ground at my old job. I took it home and watched a half hour of a childs birthday party. The tape stopped and it was then 2...
Commented on Zombies in TX on Night of the Living Dead's 40th
What the hell are the things that sound like gun shots?...
Commented on Bedu: Emergency Shelter in a Barrel
OK; maybe I'm thinking real old school here but when I go into the sticks alone I bring a pad and a couple of good old #2 Ticonderogas. Double ziplock bag them and pull them out when inspiration strikes. Also...
Commented on Space Food Sticks
They tasted like synthetic brownies or a soft tootsie roll... I adored them! They were the reason a 6 year old shoplifted.... Cat crap indeed! I'd love to know why you admitted to tasting cat crap. Space ice cream rocked...

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jg.fw commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
Will (Bloop) Found was proud to be born in Riverside and he rarely left. Now, naturally, he and his family travel a lot. When he was thirty one when he had The Idea and it took him three years to secretly build the spaceship Jupiter II out of wood. After he was in orbit, Will freely published everything about The Idea on the internet. It changed the world. He was proud it did, even though the changes were unexpected. But Will was most proud of the Riverside newspaper's headline printed as he orbited the Earth: "Found in Space"....
echogoblin commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
He floated outside the ship, holding the dull silver sphere clumsily in his gloved hands. Turning it, he found a raised square in the center. He thought he might report in, take it inside to examine. But… Impulsively, he pressed down on the square. And was suddenly inside a dull sphere, lit from nowhere, floating free. “Zephraim to Alpha, over.” Nothing. “Zephraim to Alpha.” He wouldn’t panic. Not yet. He looked around: dull, featureless. Except for the little silver sphere in the center of the chamber. He floated to it, picked it up. Examined the raised square in the center…...
H33T3R commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
I have spent 25 years searching the depths of space, galaxy after galaxy, world upon world. In a dark tavern just outside of the city Geisler on planet Morpha, there he was. Smaller than I expected, but still mind boggling that after so long I finally found him. I walked up to him and asked him for his autograph and Captain James T Kirk set his drink down and said, “ I don’t do autographs, you Denebian slime devil.” He handed me a headshot and I went home. What a douche bag!...
wgkelly commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
“He after this,” the bodyguard presented a sleek electronic-looking cube. “Charged right in and started hootin’ when he grab it.” Cortez waved back a patrolman. “Says it his. Saw it on Cribs. Knew right where it at.” The bodyguard made a low huffing sound that Cortez placed finally as a laugh. “Needs it to get back home. Some kind of space man.” Cortez studied the bruised up cracker in the squad car. More cars arrived every few moments, drawn to the address more than the call. “The man’s name really Marion?” Cortez wanted to know. “Naw, man. Name is Mister.”...
Rob Beschizza commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
Thank you all for your entries. Holy crap. Winner to be announced ... soon?...

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