Trent Hawkins

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• Commented on Video: man in Japan weds anime game character
  I can't wait till someone steals his DS and has sex with his wife....
• Commented on Sarah Palin Parking Lot
  What are you talking about? The Daily Show devoted a month to those kind of questions at Obama rallies....
• Commented on Sarah Palin Parking Lot
  It's a shame McCain and Palin weren't elected... I could have bought half of Texas by now....
• Commented on Ballad of the Monster Manual
  I think it was even credited to an artist. Man I miss the days when D&D wasn't taking itself so seriously......
• Commented on Mac|Life imagines Apple products of the future
  the 3d printer was the technology described by George Orwell in the book 1984, which was responsible for the collapse of the social class structure....
• Commented on Guns 'n Gardens - How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
  Katanas? Bah, these guys won't last a week. You need something top heavy that you can use in close quarter combat like an axe, pick, kama or crow bar. Katana is great against people but zombies are gonna just walk...
• Commented on Maricopa deputy steals defender's paperwork during a court case
  Did they say "Jail Mail" or "G-Mail"?...
• Commented on Visualizing the decline of empires
  aside from lack of other empires (german, russian, chinese, mongolian, japanese, etc.) Canada should have budded off of the British AND the French....
• Commented on Pfizer abandons property it won in Supreme Court housing battle
  I don't think it's entirely fair to put the blame on Pfizer. Yeah, they wanted the land, but it was the city and the supreme court that pulled the proverbial trigger on their own citizens. They could have easily told...
• Commented on Portrait of the blogger as a young D&D addict
  sounds like a great campaign setting....
• Commented on New Catholic video game promises to brings family closer to heaven
  This is a joke, but the bible was published as an e-book for the x-box. The real Biblical video games are of course far less funny and far more terrifying: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_Eternal_Forces ...ok well they're a bit funny....
• Commented on Portrait of the blogger as a young D&D addict
  It's kind of making me sad to see where the game has gone since those days. It really was all about the character back then, now it's all about your tank build with a slew of magical nick nacks and...
• Commented on Viacom's top lawyer thinks lawsuits were "terrorism" - but he's learned nothing from the experience
  crazy is a full time job, and he's working overtime....
• Commented on Viacom's top lawyer thinks lawsuits were "terrorism" - but he's learned nothing from the experience
  ok, what rights do you think you have with your analog media? Because aside for listening to it you have none. Can't copy it and you can't transfer it from one medium to another....
• Commented on Animation: Lil Cthulhu
  Hey! Azathoth is suppose to be sleeping! If he was awake the universe would end....
• Commented on Anatomical vegetarian ad
  It looks more like a cross section from the back, what with the trachea in front of the heart and the pancreas visible(though no kidneys?). So if I learned anything, it's that Vegetarians don't know their anatomy and from the...
• Commented on Nanodreadlocks inspired by sea urchins
  probably not the best idea to have an Electron Microscope at your house. After looking at what's on your pillow you will never sleep again....
• Commented on Is Sony legally required to make its games accessible to disabled people?
  Isn't the I-pod shuffle pretty much that?...
• Commented on Is Sony legally required to make its games accessible to disabled people?
  I see... so being an Albanian is a disability?...
• Commented on Stealthy anti-whaling powerboat
  Yay! They can get there at the nick of time and... chant? Make obscene hand gestures? Re-enact that scene from fight club?...
• Commented on Large Hadron Collider: Now This Is Just Getting Ridiculous
  This is the worst doomsday device ever!...
• Commented on 1962 fallout shelter design booklet
  Yeah, that'd be pretty awesome! Get them on flicker or something and we can all have a look at Cold War nuclear-coffin designs....
• Commented on Tickling the Dragon: Nuclear accidents in the US and Russia
  Are you talking about Chernobyl? Because they had none of those systems in place at the time, or any systems in fact. It's like a giant "format your hard drive" button on your keyboard with no "are you sure?" prompt....
• Commented on Flintstones in stop motion
  That is some damn fine animation. I love his little victory strut....
• Commented on Off-course pilots were laptopping-while-flying
  the kind of dedication I'd expect from someone getting paid 20k a year....
• Commented on Father kidnaps daughter's killer
  Pretty sure it already is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936501/ -"Taken"...
• Commented on Dear Britain, please stop helping the fascists
  I don't see how banning a party that would undermine a country's democracy could be defined as Fascistic....
• Commented on Building a brain inside a supercomputer
  Yes Doug, Amoeba are well known for their neural cortex....
• Commented on Communist-era store windows
  Bah, that's just Eastern block. IF you go there now, it looks just about the same. Except with a few more Coke signs....
• Commented on Comic strip explains World Wars in five minutes
  All you need to know about World War 1 can be learned by watching Black Adder(season 4)....