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• Commented on Homemade globe
  It doesn't open up to reveal a 6 piece scotch decanter set? Maybe next time around. Shore looks nice though. Nice map....
• Commented on African leaders advise Bono on reform of U2, warn of poverty in "listenable songs"
  The Edge will have to learn how to play guitar?...
• Commented on After parties held in abandoned newspaper boxes
  Technomouse was having after parties before most of you had even heard of microdots. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7844301893858876939#...
• Commented on Was Demi Moore Ralph-Laurenized on "W" mag cover, with missing hip-flesh?
  I thought she had a bit more meat on her. MMMM MEAT....
• Commented on Placenta fluid massage to treat soccer player's injury
  If the placenta massage will help him stop crying like a Spanish soccer player, I'm all for it. Don't say from which animal the placenta is sourced?...
• Commented on Anatomical vegetarian ad
  Man, you don't want to eat that much ginger. Burn a hole right through you....
• Commented on Y2K ten years later
  for some reason the smart text app in my phone will spit out 'Y2K' with no problem, but I have to inform it how to spell the words 'damn', 'shit', 'yummy', 'fuck', 'peacock' I guess they thought 'Y2K' would be...
• Commented on Antony Gormley - let's all go barefoot
  This crazy hippie idea doesn't apply to blacksmiths, metalworkers, glass blowers, chainsaw operators.. If I hopped around the forest all day picking mushrooms and catching butterflies, barefoot would be the way to go. I don't recommend going barefoot in any...
• Commented on Slo-mo dread flip: video celebrating spectacular hair
  Hey that was way cooler than I thought it would be. At one time everyone I knew had dreadlocks. So I have an aversion to them....
• Commented on Power On Self Test: Skyscraper Bridge
  I was thinking bridges between skyscrapers. like why take an elevator DOWN to go next door when you could go UP?...
• Commented on Americans watch about 5 hours of TV every day.
  I also have no TV. Sometimes I watch TV with a friend and I can't believe how bad all the shows are. Mythbusters is good, but too many commercials. I want to know how much time the average American spends...
• Commented on Replacing $100K diagnostic chip fab with Shrinky-Dinks and a laser-printer
  Yes, her appearance is very nice! Would they bother to take a head-to-toe photo for someone who isn't cute? Anyhow, I think that was a brilliant idea. Prototyping chips is way too expensive for smaller labs. It costs big labs...
• Commented on Iraqi forces love this "magic wand" bomb detector; US thinks it's junk.
  If they stopped hating on dogs they might have some real bomb detectors. Dogs are smart and effective bomb sniffers, not filthy beasts to be despised, despite what your average Mesopotamian thinks. Yeah the end of that article is hilarious...
• Commented on Most potential recruits for US military too fat, dumb, or drugged out
  Gah, that picture is now filtered forever from my browser. The military is psychologically and physically challenging. Thats why they say 'the few, the proud'. I'd be extremely proud to be a marine. Fortunately for them I'm certifiably wacko and...
• Commented on BMW drives on top of other cars in parking lot (video)
  As the gas is pressed harder, the engine will eventually overpower the brakes. Thats a great way to burn up your transmission! @bonafidebob: you can't do this with a manual transmission unless you really feel like burning up the clutch....
• Commented on Anti-stress audio
  Is this along the lines of Brian Eno's "Music for Airports"? That site stressed me out. These Life Coaches, Consultants, Mentors are creeping me out. I prefer Shrinks, Psychologists, Psychiatrists, Therapists and Pharmacists. I don't trust anyone in a suit....
• Commented on Anvil Shooting: using explosives to fire anvils -- yes, ANVILS -- into the air
  That looks like about 1/2 lb of black powder and a pair of Trenton #80s. They don't make anvils like that for much less than $600 anymore....
• Commented on Anvil Shooting: using explosives to fire anvils -- yes, ANVILS -- into the air
  Those anvils are mostly too small for me. Otherwise I might be upset (no pun intended) that they are going to waste....
• Commented on The magic of Japanese space-saving products
  thats a huge swiveling porn shelf. that dude has a ton of porn....
• Commented on Quiz: Donald Judd, Or Cheap Furniture?
  Wow 92%. I've never heard of Donald Judd, but I've seen his stuff before. I missed the first one. I couldn't tell from the photo if that shelf was veneered MDF or actually really nice boards. I don't think the...
• Commented on Man finds "missile launcher" in his back-40
  That thing is useless without the missile and tracking optics. Especially the missile....
• Commented on CIA branch invests in tech firm that monitors blogs, Twitter, social media
  I'm glad to know I'm safe from scrutiny. I'm still mostly on web 1.0...
• Commented on Hit-and-run driver who hit cyclist
  The answer to this problem is "The Thumper": http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl06-e.htm With the shoulder stock sawn off, it can be slung nicely under a light jacket....
• Commented on Fireplace named world's most beautiful object
  "and the Pulchra web site is hideous" Seconded. Also, how can people vote based on photos of the object? It could be complete crap in reality. Which makes it ugly crap....
• Commented on The Lost Art of Cable Lacing
  I love seeing laced cables. I buy surplus DOD and DOE equipment. All of the stuff I've found from LANL and sites like it are made with extreme care and precision. Every piece comes with a sealed envelope containing a...
• Commented on Crazy customer flashes gun at Apple store
  I'm so Mad. I could pop, a nine millimeter at it. I could really do it right now. look, I don't think this is going too far, do you? I mean, really DO you?...
• Commented on San Francisco police officer arresting skateboarder: "I'll break your arm like a fckng twig."
  Don't fuck with cops because they do steroids and that makes them ornery. Being huge is super important to the police in my town. Anyone under 200 lbs is considered scrawny and barely fit for patrol duty. The exception is...
• Commented on American woman marries auto-rickshaw driver
  Aw isn't she cute though? Seriously I give it two months before she has tuberculosis....
• Commented on HOWTO make scary guts out of expanding foam insulation
  That looks like bloody shit. Guts are mostly gray tones. Unless you have a major artery severed. Then they may be kind of covered in dark blood. 2 things I'd like to simulate: the spraying blood ala samurai movies, and...
• Commented on New journal about electronic dance culture
  @#1CHANGEIST: LOLZ! I haven't seen any raves or festivals here in the midwest for AGES. Apparently I'm too old for this now? There were a ton of 30+ ravers when I was a raver. I wasn't really a raver. I...