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• Commented on Orgy: the game from 1967
  I wonder if there was a solitaire version of Orgy, you know, for people like me....
• Commented on NASA: water on the moon
  It's astronaut urine. And to explain the 24 gallons, well, Tang does that to you....
• Commented on McDonald's Gitmo is hiring!
  THAT I can't remember. Although I'm sure at that age, we would have paid any reasonable price to not eat the junk at McDonald's and not the junk at the mess hall....
• Commented on McDonald's Gitmo is hiring!
  Oh, we had a few places on base in the Navy in the mid 1980s. I'm sure we had a McDonalds, and maybe a Pizza Hut or something like that....
• Commented on McDonald's Gitmo is hiring!
  All the McRibs the detainees can eat! (Think about it...)...
• Commented on 1962 fallout shelter design booklet
  God I miss the Cold War....
• Commented on Sex, then amnesia
  Why am I covered in whipped cream and wearing a training bra?...
• Commented on The Secret of Liquid Smoke
  "smoke in water" I love Deep Purple....
• Commented on Careless forklift driver brings down the warehouse - video
  Friggin' teamsters......
• Commented on French anthropologist Claude Lévi-Strauss has died
  It's no wonder Claude Levi-Strauss lived to be 100 - he had good jeans....
• Commented on How to memorialize friends who have passed away on Facebook
  Based on how Facebook has been misbehaving lately, I have a feeling it might be terminally ill....
• Commented on Farmer grows pumpkins with human faces
  .."How long can it be before we see a dildo tree?" Not long... (but really long) http://beautyofnature2009.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/this-s-also-a-tree.jpg...
• Commented on Farmer grows pumpkins with human faces
  Which one is the pumpkin?...
• Commented on Silent film re-edit of so-called "drunkest guy ever" surveillance video
  Looks like it could have been a Ministry of Funny Walks skit from Monty Python....
• Commented on What You Still Don't Know About You
  That's not funny....
• Commented on Stunningly strange cloud
  You guys stole all my friggin' jokes. Thanks a lot. ; )...
• Commented on Big sale on vinyl Obama Hope Rebel flag
  I think we need to get back to what's important - Are you sure it's vinyl? Sometimes vinyl is treated with lead to keep it soft....
• Commented on Epic Christian painting of historical figures and "lefty" archetypes
  In an alternate universe... http://whiskerstreet.com/painting/...
• Commented on Healthy baby poop gallery
  Sorry for the double post - still getting used to the new system....
• Commented on Healthy baby poop gallery
  Evaluating poop by sight is a fruitless effort, unless you include the smell and taste tests....
• Commented on De-touching the lollipop-headed Ralph Lauren image that prompted a legal threat
  "I'm Gumby, dammit!" Actually, now her head looks too small....
• Commented on Magic dots
  It does make a picture. It's a screen grab of an analog TV set after the switch-over to digital broadcasting....
• Commented on Death row Inmates' last words
  @ #3 posted by NeilFraser The RIAA would sue you post-mortem....
• Commented on Death row Inmates' last words
  @ #15 posted by MarkM You win. Hands down, you win....
• Commented on Dan Brown's latest book takes down freemasons.org
  It wouldn't have been nearly as much of a problem if they had been visiting www.not-so-freemasons.org...
• Commented on Motor attached to series of reduction gears - final gear fixed in concrete
  I wonder how long it would take for either the concrete to begin to give way. I assume, given the hypothetical of perpetual motion, that the motor wouldn't burn out due to torque, right?...
• Commented on Patrick Swayze, 1952-2009
  A class act....
• Commented on Light show caused by astronaut urine
  "My god! Piss full of stars!"...
• Commented on Plastic coelacanth figurine
  I'd like to see that in a fight to the death with a Jesus fish....
• Commented on Possible B.O. ban in Honolulu
  A BO ban? How can they keep Barack Obama out? Heck, he was born there! (Birthers notwithstanding.)...