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• Commented on Viagra orgy leads to man's death
  a.) Pics, or it didn't happen. b.) "Serge Tuganov"? Really?...
• Commented on Tweet Week: Win Dirty Dolls Lingerie, LeapFrog Didj, iVoice headsets today
  A prize would be nice, too, but after this I already feel like a winner. Thanks!...
• Commented on Give the people what they want!
  "...stoned kids having sex on bullet trains." Ah, to be young again....
• Commented on Diapers for birds
  a.) Jack @#2 wins. b.) Was that a bird diaper designed to look like the stars and stripes? I don't want to seem all hyper-sensitive about my patriotism here, but something that is made to look *very* similar to the...
• Commented on Dragon made of cake
  I like cake....
• Commented on Strange and endangered wildlife
  HOLY CRAP! Did you see the size of that crab??? "Native to Guam and other Pacific islands"...like the Island of Dr. Moreau, perhaps?...
• Commented on Boing Boing's Holiday Gift Guide part five: Nonfiction
  I just picked up "The Essential Groucho" last week. I've only just begun, but it's great! Definite recommend for everyone...except humorless jerks. They probably shouldn't bother....
• Commented on American YouTube manga girl making waves in Japan
  a.) The first video creeped me out, more than a little. b.) Cpt. Tim's video? That is one f'ed up grill. Kinda destroys whatever bit of cute snuck in around the creepiness....
• Commented on HOWTO Drink Coffee in Space (video demo)
  Looks to me like he went from sucking coffee from a narrow tube to sucking it from a wider tube. I could be missing something, but that didn't look like sipping coffee from a cup at all....
• Commented on Drew Friedman does Palin and Joe
  I should think that Democrats could hope for nothing better than a Palin/Plumber ticket in 2012. I would predict a Reagan-like landslide...for Obama. Could Sarah & Joe even carry Alaska and Ohio?...
• Commented on USB flash drive skull ring
  Okay, those things are bitchin'. Not $150-bitchin', but fun nonetheless....
• Commented on Video: 'Creepy gnome' back on prowl
  La Pequeña Argentinian Gnome?...
• Commented on BBtv WORLD: Elephant-blogging in Benin with Xeni (Africa)
  Great stuff! This is why I can't wait to go to Africa, and why I wish I had a job like Xeni's....
• Commented on Sophie Can Walk: documentary on babies born without ability to walk.
  It's about time someone spoke out for those poor baby-Americans!...
• Commented on Russell Porter with Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip: interview + music video
  Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip will be here in Los Angeles at the end of the month. Can't wait!...
• Commented on Errol Morris' film "Stand Up to Cancer"
  Wow. Heartbreaking. Heartwarming. Errol Morris is a genius....
• Commented on Security guards beat man in soccer arena, then get beat up by players, fans
  I agree with Smoakes@#48. People seeing injustice and stepping in to stop it = beautiful. There should be much more of that. The downside is that when a lot of people step in, the mob mentality seems to take over...
• Commented on Security guards beat man in soccer arena, then get beat up by players, fans
  It is shocking to me that the overwhelming majority of those commenting (so far) seem to have the attitude of, "Yay! I like to see mobs kick the shit out of security guards/police." Really? I absolutely agree that what those...
• Commented on Debate coaches scream at each other
  I can't believe I watched all 8:55 of that. I started to lose interest after about minute 6, but the sobbing that started at 7:25 was worth the wait. By the way, Freshyill (#2) wins....
• Commented on Ridiculous $550,000 crystal Earth-pustule watch (want)
  Title says $550,000 (which I think is correct,) but body says $550,00 (€3,21). I think there are some zeros missing somewhere. If it were $550/€321, I'd buy this thing in a second. Waaay over the top, but gorgeous....
• Commented on Mark Powell's nightmarish dioramas
  Guess I'm late off the starting blocks with the Tool comparison, huh?...
• Commented on Queen Victoria's underwear purchased by weird pervert-collectors
  Am I to understand from the description that there might have been some bloomers in that photo?...
• Commented on Photo of people flinching at a flying baseball bat
  @ Foolster41, #3: My guess is AT&T Park, in San Francisco. The colors (black and orange) are right, and that "S" could be the end of Giants. The logo on the blue (black?) hat looks like it could be the...
• Commented on Nude, crazed airplane passenger
  Is this so unusual? Sometimes you just have to be naked....
• Commented on Jesse Helms leaves the planet.
  Between "Rot in Hell, you bigoted bastard" and "So long screwy, see ya in Saint Louie," I don't know that there's anything left for me to add. It's pretty much all been said....
• Commented on Xeni kicks the tech tires on Virgin America.
  @#19, Cavalier: Yes. You can swipe a credit card beneath the video screen at every seat. Also 110v outlets, so you can plug in your laptop. As one who has flown Virgin America, I can totally understand Xeni's enthusiasm. Best....
• Commented on Funeral tunes
  Dammit! I thought I'd be first in with Motörhead. Well...um, yeah. What Contrasoma said....
• Commented on That Violet Blue thing
  Jesus Christ! Really??? Nearly 500 comments here, with hundreds more on Metafilter and other places around the 'net? Why is this an issue? Boing Boing made a decision to remove content from public view on their own website. What business...
• Commented on Where the Hell is Matt: a silly dance in 42 countries that will make you grin like a fool
  Best thing I've seen all week, and I've seen some great stuff this week. Awesome!...
• Commented on Official anti-terrorism civilian snoop program to be expanded
  "Taking photos or videos can be deemed suspicious because “surveillance is a precursor to terrorist activity,” said Colorado State Patrol Sgt. Steve Garcia, an analyst in Colorado’s intelligence fusion center..." Oh, the delightful irony....