Enochrewt

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• Commented on Workpoop: Wacky factoid, or creepy boss micromanagement tool?
  Hopefully bosses aren't dumb enough to use this to shorten breaks. If I was an employee of such boss I'd lay a Cleveland Steamer on his desk while giving the daily update....
• Commented on EFF launches Hall of Shame for copyright abusers
  Good Read. Though the jaw-drop value of each instance was dampened because I've been reading about these things on BB for years. But hey, BB even got a mention in the Ralph Lauren one....
• Commented on Forensic Art: Finding missing kids with Photoshop
  Their Photoshop skills are amazing! I'm boggled by how much the concept rendering (for lack of a better term) looks like her....
• Commented on The trucker pulp fiction of Germany
  As always, Mr. Brownlee commenting is spectacularly funny,...
• Commented on Pedestrian nearly drops briefcase
  Airshowfan: How long has it been since your sense of humor left you? I hear the 12th year is the longest. The5thElephant: I think he was very aware. He did have a green signal to cross (as evidenced by the...
• Commented on Google Wave (Huh! Good God, Y'all!) What is it good for? Absolutely something! (say it again)
  I have a friend that owns a house framing business. When the specs of the project get changed, sometimes a year after the project was begun, things can get lost. I can completely see having a collaborative workspace like Google...
• Commented on HP offers 17TB Windows Home Server box
  #3: Remember, it does come with Windows Home Server, which isn't free. It still doesn't really justify the price, especially when a new version of WHS is coming soon....
• Commented on A bidet wherever you go
  Cool! It doubles as a water pick!...
• Commented on Cars! BBG visits Mercedes-Benz' telematics research lab
  Merc: the name of a chimp who has homosexual tendencies, also used as an adjective to describe the ferociousness of hard male oral sex. The urban dictionary never fails to make me smile....
• Commented on Purported PS3 ad sports Nazi imagery
  Ahh, but it sure was fun to watch Ken Kutagari go crazy. Actually, if you read that wiki that Rob linked to, it doesn't look like he's crazy at all. Fan-edited into an electronics saint in fact....
• Commented on Greenpeace praises HP for killing most PVC from supply chain, Nokia still cleanest
  These lists are like comparing which famous serial killer is the least evil. But I guess awareness is awareness. Not that serial killers that are aware they're evil and any more fun to be killed by....
• Commented on Sorry if you got caught in the spam filter
  I'm just glad your spam filter is more aggressive, the BB enclave seemed more prone to the next generation of spam bots than other places I've seen....
• Commented on Tweet (#4463974099)
  #2 FunkyDerek: That's funny because it's true. I have a laptop that is running Windows Server 2008R2 which I'm testing out Hyper-V with and already it has Ubuntu (with no mouse support LOL), XP, and a Windows 7 Release candidate...
• Commented on "No Quiet," a watch band-like ring
  This will be rebranded as a device to remove unsightly knuckle hair in 9 months....
• Commented on Cars! Battle of the little green electric urban go-carts
  An Elise? Like as in Lotus? Yeah, I'd like one too ;P They do offer an Isotope green for the lotus, that's very close to the car pictured here. I can't believe more people don't buy Lotuses. The Exige 260,...
• Commented on Honda's U3-X is the new segway
  Wow, I want one. To be able to go between computers, the TV and the kitchen to get a drink would be bliss. It's still going to make me stand up to pee though... Why can't technology fulfill all of...
• Commented on Ninja Drive
  #5: I'd like an example of one of these municipalities you speak of, I can't think of a single place that would freak out about a 3 inch long blunt piece of metal....
• Commented on Tweet (#4306168096)
  While I'd agree there's a need for an option to set the zoom permanently (maybe), there were so many times as a user-side IT tech that I'd get people that would be doing something with CTRL and accidentally bump the...
• Commented on Frustrate yourself for a few minutes and then give up with the Revomaze
  #2: Yeah really, what's the deal with that? I know I can't grouse about lack of free gadget blog posts but I sure might check BBG a lot less......
• Commented on
  #4: Yeah, there's no way easy, that your average consumer would immediately figure out. I didn't know about the card trick though, that's actually a more road-friendly way of doing it. Personally I use [url="http://www.bitpim.org/"]Bitpim[/url] to manipulate data on my...
• Commented on Ninja Drive
  How big is the drive? For $125 it needs to be 32GB and the Kunai part had better be mall-knife-store quality. I doubt it's either....
• Commented on LED Apple shirt
  He RENTED this thing? Where's this flush fool live? He's begging for a mugging and I'm in need of some quick cash....
• Commented on
  They can tout their network all they want, I live directly downtown in Denver and their coverage is pretty poor. For the four blocks around my apartment I get one bar, and there's a stretch of 12-16 blocks down east...
• Commented on Walkman NW-A84
  Why do I have the urge to do rails of coke off of this thing?...
• Commented on QWERTY Is Obsolete
  I remember first seeing a chorded keyboard back in like 1990 in some magazine (Wired? Mondo 2000?), and it freaked me out because I had just learned to type well on a qwerty. It seemed like too steep of a...
• Commented on If lotto tickets told the truth
  The real winner in the Cracked piece is: At a Dollar per second of vague hope, scratch cards are more expensive and less effective than Cocaine! The lottery is for suckers, but I have to thank those suckers for supporting...
• Commented on Solar trees forecast a future where gadgets are charged on beaches
  Remember those old magazine ads for the Charles Atlas system? It's a whole new generation of nerds getting sand kicked in their faces. I don't care it it's "Green Energy", what's even greener if those things aren't there at all....
• Commented on Review: Two weeks with the simplehuman dual bin rectangular step can
  My old room mate bought a Simplehuman trash can for $100, and I thought he was crazy. Then I lived with it for 6 months, and I can't imagine not having one. The only mistake he made when he bought...
• Commented on Jobs returns to announce new iTunes, iPhone OS, and Nano with video
  Hmm, I thought they didn't come that large. Now the question is, do I want to spend $400 for the extra apps and features of the touch, or do I just buy a 120GB zune or Archos for around half...
• Commented on Jobs returns to announce new iTunes, iPhone OS, and Nano with video
  You are a polyp on the rectum of evil Stallare. Shut up about your video converter. Anyway, Why don't they make iPods with a decent amount of storage AND all of the goodies? I would consider buying a touch if...