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• Commented on Meow Mix
  It's "Confuse-A-Human"...
• Commented on Stealthy anti-whaling powerboat
  If someone could come up with a cute enough whale cartoon character that would become popular in Japan, then maybe the market for whale products would dry up in a generation....
• Commented on Video about world's greatest soda pop store
  If you're ever in Dallas, check out The Soda Gallery (used to be Ifs, Ands, and Butts). Same kind of place as Galco's. http://www.thesodagallery.com/...
• Commented on Ralph Lauren, at it again
  That chick's head is way too fat, and pale....
• Commented on No cross-dressing at Morehouse College
  Ideally, no institution should ban cross-dressing, however... these cross-dressers decided to go to an all-male school and they're surprised that they're not more tolerant of gender issues??? The FOOLS!!!...
• Commented on Zero gravity spice rack for crowded kitchens
  If they're all magnetized, I'd mount the rack vertically. That'd make a more interesting arrangement....
• Commented on Strap-on autonomous vehicle kit
  I'd like this for my car to circle the block when I can't find a parking space and I just need to run into the store for a minute....
• Commented on Psychologists answer the question "What's the one nagging thing you still don't understand about yourself?"
  How much of my thoughts, beliefs, and behaviors is based on confabulation?...
• Commented on Report: Woman paralyzed by E. coli-tainted hamburger
  Never trust your life with a corporation that's too big to be successfully sued....
• Commented on Madagascar Institute's jet-powered merry-go-round
  Not nearly as fast as I was expecting, fortunately for them....
• Commented on Industrial robotic pancake production video
  Just in time! I was craving some industrial robotic pancakes....
• Commented on Ralph Lauren opens new outlet store in the Uncanny Valley
  I would like to have a set of stickers that just have the word "PARODY" on them. Useful for sticking onto exceptionally (yet unintentionally) absurd advertisements....
• Commented on Burning Man's burned man denied appeal
  This time they burned the wrong man....
• Commented on Scary alien hand in real estate listing photo?
  You know what's even creepier? That depressing little bed....
• Commented on Pop-up camper on a shopping cart
  Gyroscopic stabilization? Like build this onto a Segway instead? Oh wait, that would defeat the purpose....
• Commented on Pigeons are faster than DSL
  Someone's pecking at my window with my pr0n delivery....
• Commented on How foreclosures breed mosquitoes
  I only hope there's a proportional rise in bat population....
• Commented on Daredevil LA tagger "Buket" of YouTube fame gets nearly 4 years in jail.
  It's pronounced "Bouquet"!...
• Commented on Possible B.O. ban in Honolulu
  Aren't there free showers at the public beaches in Hawaii? All a homeless person has to do is strip down to a bathing suit and bring a bar of soap....
• Commented on Audio history of the psycograph, automated phrenology machine
  Rob @ #2: But, is there an automated retrophrenology machine? You mean a machine that takes the results from your Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory test and dents your head accordingly?...
• Commented on Lightning fast robot hand
  Imagine that thing learning to play guitar....
• Commented on Video of Helen Keller and her teacher Anne Sullivan
  That was remarkable! I didn't know she had the ability to easily understand anyone speaking, even if they didn't know sign language. That, and being able to talk and be understood, nearly leveled the playing field for her....
• Commented on Visualizing up to ten dimensions
  All metaphors are lies, no matter how useful they are....
• Commented on Crasher Squirrel is the new Dramatic Chipmunk
  The background should be out of focus for the full effect....
• Commented on Oil well rule of thumb
  I'm just amused imagining someone with 10 foot long hair....
• Commented on People Like Angry Car Faces. I Don't.
  I liked my old Dodge Neon. "Hi." http://www.allpar.com/images/neon-1995/hi.jpg...
• Commented on Neutrally buoyant balloon
  Like the mylar balloons at the Andy Warhol Museum that are slowly blown around the room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVvJ-yOf0Y&feature=related...
• Commented on A Johnny 5 Painting with Scrolling Text
  Number 5 is still alive....
• Commented on NASA secretly launched a moon rock into space to celebrate lunar landing's 40th
  Aren't there enough moon rocks in space?...
• Commented on China Mieville talks about his new hard-boiled/fantastic novel
  Two intertwined cities in one, each ignoring the other...sounds like Montreal....