Dan

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• Commented on Change, alright -- at Little Green Footballs
  He's right. Their party has been hijacked by some of this country's craziest citizens, but he allowed this to happen. And now he is whining about the hatred and WWE-mentality he himself has fostered on his website? If nothing else,...
• Commented on SAME we can believe in
  What are these Checks and Balances you speak of, Strange One?...
• Commented on Real-time, global marine traffic map
  That's actually kind of fun. I like that it (sorta) shows the vessel's track. A person could waste a lot of time on that site....
• Commented on disapprovingrabbits.com
  Cute, but "meh."...
• Commented on Report: Woman paralyzed by E. coli-tainted hamburger
  I grind my own. A chuck roast and round steak (or sirloin depending on what you like) are cheapish in price, and I can keep the equipment clean from bacteria in ways that these massive processing plants can not. You...
• Commented on Light show caused by astronaut urine
  They're peeing on my LAWN!...
• Commented on Daredevil LA tagger "Buket" of YouTube fame gets nearly 4 years in jail.
  Considering I've had to repaint most of my garage two times this year, so far, 4 years for a tagger seems a little light....
• Commented on Lawyers for TV überdouche Glenn Beck go after satirical website, saying the url itself is defamatory
  Yamara, September 10, 2009 2:57 PM When the domain name is a clear and complete sentence like that, I'd say yes. But it's only defamation if it's untrue. You have no idea how much you just blew my mind....
• Commented on Opponent of Republican who shouted "You lie!" at Obama is given <s>$25,000</s> $69,000 by outraged voters
  I made a LOLWilson: http://twitpic.com/h5zzr Really, though, I hope this is the beginning of people waking up to insanity of the tea-bagging crowd....
• Commented on Conservative California legislator gives pornographic account of his multiple affairs (including a lobbyist) into open mic
  I don't think I like Conservative Family Values. They seem pretty dysfunctional....
• Commented on Anti-health-care loon says Stephen Hawking wouldn't stand a chance under British health care system
  I'd be happy if the editorial content was given its own show (ala Olbermann or O'Reilly), or moved to the back end of news' broadcasts where it belongs....
• Commented on Creepy unmarked cage for people in Superior, Colorado
  ZOMG! This cage is for people who fill out their censuses. Michele Bachmann was right!...
• Commented on Abusive "coal-thugs" try to break up anti-mountaintop-removal festival
  I can only imagine it will get much, much worse and very bloody as a perfect storm of the lack of jobs and the lack of education combine....
• Commented on Fake People Tell Fake Stories About The Threat Of Gay Marriage
  NOM NOM NOM!!! I wonder if these actors really believe the tripe they're pushing, or if they just needed the gig to pay their rent? I really can't imagine anyone with half a mind babbling such nonsense without feeling at...
• Commented on Canada's science minister is a creationist
  Christians really do need to get a grip. This was a harmless question to determine the Science Minister's opinion about science. If you're in a job interview, and someone asks you whether or not you're qualified, do you start bleating...
• Commented on Kittens Inspired by Kittens After the Dentist
  Hodgman inspired by Christian Bale inspired by kittens on a Roomba?...
• Commented on Christian Bale takes David to the Dentist (video mashup)
  I still love the dance mix. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48 I want that on my car stereo....
• Commented on Kid on Drugs
  Wow. That kid reminds me of just about every drunk college girl I've ever known....
• Commented on 1981 video about online newspapers
  The twenty-cent street edition?!? I... feel... old. I just bopped over to the Chronicle site, and it's nice to see they have made a few improvements in speed since 1981 (I think I owe them five bucks though)....
• Commented on What's going on in Bush's mind here?
  I'd go with exhaling as well, but still... Knowing the little manchild, this shot could have been taken post-tantrum when he was told that he's not going to get that promotion to "Dictator for Life" that he and Cheney had...
• Commented on Fox News "sexpert": Obamas Do A Lot of "Fisting."
  Actually, I'm thinking there were probably one or two people who, after seeing that, hit the Google to find out just what this whole fisting thing really is. And now I imagine the looks on their faces and laugh....
• Commented on How to make smokable freebase caffeine
  Let's see... Coffee, water, and a coffee maker gets me the same damned results. Sometimes, I suppose, I don't really even want to know why this would appeal to people....
• Commented on Funniest Condom Ad I've Seen All Year (for Durex, by Superfad)
  I thought this was funny, and then I looked at those out-takes. I almost puked from laughing so hard....
• Commented on Terrible apartment ad -- probably not real, funny nevertheless
  I like the idea of a two-hour limit on visits (especially if, say, my parents are visiting)....
• Commented on Brilliant self-contradictory quote from President Bush
  I don't think we'll ever forget about Bush. We're going to be paying for this administration's failures and mistakes for a long, long time to come....
• Commented on Haunted Mansion Counterstrike level
  Dammit! That shrieking skull gets me... every... time!...
• Commented on The Morning After
  Well, that would explain one or two things....
• Commented on Creepy fake wrist cutter commercial
  Too late. I noticed....
• Commented on TSA responds to The Atlantic's article on airport security penetration testing
  Kip Hawley is attempting to find a needle in a haystack by calling the entire haystack a bunch of needles, and it's not working....
• Commented on TSA responds to The Atlantic's article on airport security penetration testing
  I think Kip Hawley has gotten to the point where he's started to believe his own paranoid delusions. I just imagine him standing there stomping his feet and demanding that behavior detection works while his officers harass a six year...