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• Commented on Vintage playground climbers
  Is it just me or does anyone else think Giganta's elongated nipples are lactating children? I think it's important that playgrounds, like the original Grimm's Fairytales, be dangerous places for children. It toughened us up to deal with the eventual...
• Commented on Chimp enjoys magic show
  It's all fun and games until you get your face ripped off....
• Commented on Dozens of US Military personnel spotted on Nazi networking site
  There was an Article in Salon back in June: Neo-Nazis are in the Army now Why the U.S. military is ignoring its own regulations and permitting white supremacists to join its ranks. http://is.gd/1sZAD...
• Commented on New York Times webteam nukes the careers of many journalists
  Sorry I don't know if I signed in. I found this from 2004 on Newsbank As well as these numbers: # November 2004 (1) # October 2004 (5) # September 2004 (14) # August 2004 (8) # July 2004 (12)...
• Commented on How to Skank video from 1964
  Come one everybody! Let's do the Pussycat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-wt4VWQxEE...
• Commented on Diapers for birds
  My neighbor's aunt keeps chickens as helper birds for autistic children, and as a result they are "house chickens" instead of cooped up in the back yard. So she diapers up her chickens, thought not with an American Flag. Google...
• Commented on Studying the emotion of "elevation"
  There's the pitch: High, higher than the sun You shoot me from a gun I need you to elevate me here At the corner of your lips As the orbit of your hips Eclipse You elevate my soul POW!...
• Commented on Neurologist recounts the time he was conned
  It's like that time in HS when I fronted a guy $100 bucks for weed,but the weed never arrived! Then we followed through with the psychology of throwing a brick through someone's front window....
• Commented on Terry Pratchett fan-afghan -- the Pratchgan
  Brilliant! Nice to the see the little man smiling. I hope he's doing well....
• Commented on Rival Rainbow hippy factions brawl
  There comes a time in every Hippie's life when he/she has to put down the bong and begin crackin' skulls. Either that or they just to add more "Frozen Dead Guys" to the Day. I'm guessing Meth has infiltrated "The...
• Commented on Goodbye, George Carlin
  Remember as you read the quick quotes that pop up today about George Carlin's Death, and the bummed out eulogies (of which I am indeed bummed out), that he was far more than "The Hippie Dippy Weatherman" and the 7...
• Commented on How to Nap infographic from Boston.com
  I'm sleepy just thinking about naps. I think I'll take a nice sun nap this very afternoon!...
• Commented on Pringles can designer dies; remains buried in Pringles can
  My request would have been to have the pringles placed in my mouth "bottom to bottom" thus forming the always hilarious duck bill....
• Commented on Uncontacted tribe in Amazon
  Cool! Wal-Mart, McDonalds and Coke need more customers....
• Commented on Los Simpson: live action Marge and Homer
  Bah! They nothing on me and my wife at halloween: http://www.amplattner.com/photos/fun/halloween2006/pages/IMG_2712_jpg.htm...
• Commented on Book of bad tattoos
  That gallery made me laugh out loud and snort water through my nose: especially the unicorns (I'd like to see a Charlie tat) and the bong smoking dolphin....
• Commented on Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
  Big Deal... Skull & Bones Yale has the skeleton of Geronimo, and who knows what they do with that thing....
• Commented on Children's book about plastic surgery
  I shall add it to my bookself titles: Mommy Stayed in Bed This Morning http://lifecenter.ric.org/content/1785/index.html?topic=3&subtopic=160 Heather has Two Mommies http://www.amazon.com/Heather-Has-Two-Mommies-Anniversary/dp/1555835430 I'm not denigrating these two books, but the titles amuse me. Perhaps the next book in the series is Mommy...
• Commented on Mind-bending music visualizations
  tbg has pulled the magnetosphere installer, so no download for me....
• Commented on Crazy kids fashion photo from 1928
  Mr Burns knows what it's like to be Hep. http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6361/bbbreardonks0.png"...
• Commented on Gogol Bordello's punk gypsy
  I feel compelled to mention Gogol Bordello's buddies the Balkan Beat Box....
• Commented on Discworld "Luggage" prop on eBay for Alzheimer's
  You know, there are very few "famous" people I love or feel affinity for, but I have to say I love Terry Pratchett and wish him all the best. He is indeed the Anthophila's synovial joints....
• Commented on Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras
  I suppose I should just stick to the Guy Fawkes mask....
• Commented on What does a sonic blaster ("less-lethal" audio weapon) feel like?
  Would earplugs or shooter's ear protection help?...
• Commented on Taxonomy of regional pizza styles
  I'm ashamed by my local pie. So many swear by it, but I'm a local who thinks it crap. "It's flatter than a pancake, it's square, and there's not a hint of mozzarella about it. What's something described like that...
• Commented on Mysterious, doughy, unknown blob clogs sewer
  Beware of Flukeman!...
• Commented on Japanese coffee brewing maching
  Coffee porn...*shivers I'm still wanting to try those expensive civet crapped beans....
• Commented on Torture Couture
  I'm sure banana hammocks will bring something to the public dialo...oh crap Heath Ledger is dead!...
• Commented on Beet juice prevents icy streets
  Beets is good eats. It makes your urine pink/red and when mixed with asparagus is body modification at it's finest. From Tom Robbins: THE BILL For Darrell Bob Houston THE BEET IS THE MOST INTENSE of vegetables. The onion has...
• Commented on Tom Cruise's Scientology video -- and Gawker's legal battle to host it
  better synched videos (all 6 parts) can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/Nomoresci "Our crusade against the eradication of psychiatry..." LRon H. Christ man! That's crazy talk...