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• Commented on Clock on a bicycle chain
  that's really cool. but, for $2300, i'd want it to go clockwise, not the opposite of clockwise. there really should be a word for the opposite of clockwise. i think i'll call the opposite of clockwise, clockunwise. problem solved. you're...
• Commented on 3D movies are doomed to gimmickhood
  i have always been of the opinion that 3d is, in fact, gimmicky and doomed to remain so. however, after reading cory's arguments, i have changed my position. talkies were a gimmick. color was a gimmick. stereo was a gimmick....
• Commented on Laughing, flywheel-driven mechanical bellows robot
  it's self-evident, isn't it? when the robots take over, they will laugh....
• Commented on New Sport: Stand-Up Paddle Skiing
  stuff like this always makes me think: just because we can, does that mean we should?...
• Commented on New Jersey police officer enjoys clubbing man for complying with another officer's request to zip his sweatshirt
  really, how stupid are these cops? it's cameras, cameras, cameras everywhere you go. they should have quietly led him down a deserted alley before shoving a cattle prod up his ass. c'mon, guys...think a little!...
• Commented on Art film made with satellites videos of solar wind and coronal mass ejections
  the bastard love-child project of lynch and aranofsky....
• Commented on Chair made out of antique radiators
  [monty python]put her in....the comfy chair!![/monty python]...
• Commented on Austin teacher threatens to sic cops on Linux group because "No software is free"
  sh's s stpd, 'll bt sh's ht!...
• Commented on Yellow Fever / Levelload, directed by Babanuki (music video)
  ian anderson like jethro tull ian anderson?...
• Commented on Black Swan author says present economy worse than Depression
  water, bullets and gasoline: the new currency....
• Commented on A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!
  yeah, just knockin' one out at work......
• Commented on Robert Burden's Voltron timelapse painting
  i'm so proud of robert. i remember when i taught him how to do that....
• Commented on Steven Meisel Does Kohei Yoshiyuki
  just knockin' one out, here at work. tgif!...
• Commented on Kinks reunion documentary-in-progress
  there's only one band i would pay more to see reunited: xtc. i had the privilege of seeing the kinks on the low budget tour, and just saw ray about 3 months ago. wish i coulda seen 'soap opera' live....
• Commented on We can has games
  I think that I shall never see A pundit as vocal as Cory. On DRM, his heart does rage For page and page and page and page. From Silver Lake to London Square He fights oppression everywhere. He will not...
• Commented on Insectoid robot with router bit head carves a human face in high density foam
  38 minutes? totally lame. i could knock that out in 37 minutes, easy....
• Commented on Video of happy man vigorously swinging baby around room
  i never wanted kids before. but, now......
• Commented on Rape In Congo, A Year Later: Change?
  i remember this from last year. then, as now, i wish i were a different person; one capable of dropping everything, going to the congo, and meting out some vigilante justice. i'm not that guy, sadly......
• Commented on Judge says that "attempted copyright infringement" is bogus
  look, i hate the riaa and their thugs and tactics as much as anyone here. the dmca sucks (thx a mil, bill clinton!) should be tossed, with prejudice. but... i hear, here and elsewhere (i'm looking at you, techdirt), many...
• Commented on Wank your way to nasal clarity
  i heard about this years ago, before the interwebs, like in playboy or something. i've had clear sinuses ever since!...
• Commented on California's Prop 8 would end same-sex marriage
  thy blw p r brtn clncs. myb w shld blw p thr chrchs... (oh, i am not advocating blowing up anything, mr. nsa text-scrubbing-bot. i'm just making a point. please do not track my i.p and kick in my door....
• Commented on Time lapse video of slime mold and mushrooms
  whoever shot that video sure is a fun guy!...
• Commented on Flying wing casemod
  what? i can't hear you over my pc's fans!...
• Commented on CNN reporter says bad things about the TSA, gets hassled every time he flies
  This Search? Ambiguous!...
• Commented on Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs
  now that's a slick deal. in for one!...
• Commented on Pedo-crazed parents call father a "pervert" for photographing his own children at a park
  finally, some reassuring news for us pedophiles! who wants candy?...
• Commented on iPhone line-waiter strikes back at jackass TV reporter
  just change one detail here, and it goes from bad journalism to hilarity. pretend for a second that instead of eric spillman, it was triumph, the insult comic dog. in that scenario, the question becomes totally appropriate. was eric's question...
• Commented on Software licensing fights come to cigarette lighters
  oh, wait...i think i misinterpreted your text. i thought you were talking about the i.p./trademark lawsuit that would arise from this lighter. i see now that you're only commenting on the content. my apologies....
• Commented on Software licensing fights come to cigarette lighters
  stirring up the pot a bit, eh cory? there's no fight here except the one you *assume* might happen. as a fellow cynicist, dare i say that you've become *too* cynical?...
• Commented on Puppies
  here in america, we have more puppies than we need. yet, every day in korea, thousands of children go hungry. you see where i'm going with this?...