Jake Bullet

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• Commented on @BBVBOX: recent guest-tweeted web video picks (boingboingvideo.com)
  @12 - TALIA I would love for someone to give it the "Lord of the Rings" style voiceover from this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q...
• Commented on Firefighter allegedly shoots cyclist in head to teach him not to ride on a busy street
  I'd hate to see what this guy would have done had he encountered the father of the "world's youngest smoker"....
• Commented on Freak with bullhorn stands on Verizon CEO's lawn berating him over the freak-with-bullhorn-related privacy implications of Verizon's crappy database security
  @1 Because the guy said so himself: "When we don't have privacy, then freaks with bullhorns start showing up on our front lawn."...
• Commented on World's Greatest Internet Freakout Contest (win a microwave)
  @8 - Dude, it's fake. Unbunch....
• Commented on Time-lapse sim of Earth's land mass movement
  150 million years into the future, Sarah Palin *really will* be able to see Russia from her house....
• Commented on RoboGeisha trailer is awesome, includes weaponized tempura shrimp
  I never thought I would see anything that made copious anal bleeding seem awesome, but I think I just have....
• Commented on Girl who claimed her face was tattooed while sleeping comes clean
  She is a meme already....
• Commented on Video of people watching porn
  @8 Beautiful Agony...
• Commented on Hunch: Machine learning meets the Magic Eight-Ball
  @8 RAMPANTIDIOCY - I tried to ask the LSD question for you, but instead it offered to help me decide what I should wear to work today....
• Commented on Giant earthworms
  Well, I know what I'm going to be having nightmares about for the next while....
• Commented on Itzbeen baby-timer remembers four important childcare facts
  @31 - Fee My sentiments exactly. As a first-time dad to a 7-month old girl, tracking this type of stuff never crossed my mind. My wife and I became pretty adept at figuring out what the cause of the crying...
• Commented on Under My Thumb given the "legion of rock stars" treatment
  Amusing, but not as funny as the Eric Clapton overdub post from last year....
• Commented on Fantastic Scrabble commercials
  Much better than the Argentinian bank commercial! :)...
• Commented on Panoramic photo of a ghosts street in Detroit
  @3 - scissorfighter That's a bit of a cheap shot. The best-built German or Japanese houses will fall to pieces after being ignored for as long as these have been....
• Commented on Surveillance image of thief stealing surveillance cams
  Dad?...
• Commented on freaky food fun: Insert dried spaghetti into hot dogs, then boil
  Yeah, but what would you put on this dish? Pasta sauce or ketchup, mustard, and relish?...
• Commented on Baby delivers emotional sermon from church stage
  That is the most terrifying thing I have seen in a long time....
• Commented on Prom dress store changes photo of dress
  Me @ 43 That should be "zipper" dress, not "sipper" dress!...
• Commented on Prom dress store changes photo of dress
  Am I the only one who thinks we should try to get the designer of this dress and the designer of the sipper dress together so that they can design the most awesome dress in the history of the universe?...
• Commented on Terrifying, Gory Workplace Safety PSA Horror-Video
  Fantastic! I love the forklift one. Not only does the guy drive off the edge of the loading dock - and get bent backward in the process, the forklift then rolls to its side and crushes his foot. As if...
• Commented on Ant slaves' murderous rebellions
  It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive ants or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain - there is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here. And I, for one,...
• Commented on Trailer Park Boys: Big Plans, Little Brains
  I know I'm late to the party, but I love TBP as well and it's fun to see this thread on BB. My wife and I have incorporated various Ricky-isms into our daily conversations over the past few years: When...
• Commented on "This Is Why You're Fat" photoblog
  I'm fat, but I've never had any of these items before. I feel like I'm missing out. Also, the "Meta-Pizza" from page 2 is ripped from an Onion podcast from a few years back: "Pizza Hut's New Pizza-Lover's Pizza Topped...
• Commented on Verizon doesn't understand simple math
  @13 Lucifer Lulz!...
• Commented on Terrific special effects reel by 12-year-old
  The hair dryer effect left me wanting a "Shoop Da Whoop! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" caption, or something....
• Commented on World's most pierced woman
  @5 Noen, @7 Zuzu I had intended my comments to be tongue-in-cheek and I'm not expecting that we should ACTUALLY have legislation that prevents it. Upon re-read it doesn't come across that way. She has a right to do whatever...
• Commented on World's most pierced woman
  If we have laws that punish bar staff for continuing to serve someone who is obviously drunk, should we not also have laws that punish piercing staff for continuing to pierce someone who is obviously fucked up?...
• Commented on Time lapse of snails slithering amok
  That just gave me an awful case of the creeps....
• Commented on Tesla coils sing the Doctor Who theme in orgy of electric awesomesauce
  I think "awesomesauce" is my new favorite word....
• Commented on Weird and wonderful video mashup: "Sweatin' like a farm animal, cool as a daisy"
  A post with CanCon that didn't come from Cory? I'm stunned! (The show that the quote comes a daytime show on the CBC called "Steven and Chris" and it also appears that Smearballs is Canadian as well.)...