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• Commented on Throbbing Gristle's Gristleizer stompbox
  just a minor correction, it's smashing guitars with an s at the end real great shop they keep on broadway in asheville...
• Commented on Is All Known Metal Bands a work of plagiarism?
  @17 Did not the mighty Tull beat Metallica for a Grammy in days of yore? Also, wtf, I looked on metal-archives and didn't see Metallica. Wtf? Don't care for those guys, but how can the list miss? At least Black...
• Commented on Ortofon 2M turntable cartridge looks great - in a Bondi Blue sorta way
  Honestly, I don't know about this product. But in my most drunken phase, I went from happily enjoying 'Who's Next' on my tables (with Ortofon spheres, coincedentally enough) to yearrghing all morning until I got out of that chick's bed...
• Commented on Jerry Beck finds the worst comic strip ever
  Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! I guess a minced oath is the only joke....
• Commented on Super Mario Wii casemod
  mariose! Those goombas even looked creeped out by it...
• Commented on The pleasures and perils of chasing book thieves
  Bookyloo, "He sheepishly removed three Dicks from the front of his pants" Really? He *sheepishly* pulled three dicks out of his pants?! ;p...
• Commented on Roland FR-2 V-Accordion
  Generally, only lower end electric/electronic instruments have a built-in speaker. I would be quite surprised that something costing 3 grand wouldn't simply plug into an amplifier. Shoot, this one has a headphone jack, a treble output, a bass output, and...
• Commented on Jack Kirby & Stan Lee parody phemselves
  Umm, zombie Spiderman figures, y'all? Idk about anyone else, but these things were the bees knees to all my comic-buying friends as the local comic shop closed its doors forever......
• Commented on Fine news
  Glad to see you going with the British tradition of naming a child more names than they'll be able to remember before the age of eight. I'm sure she'll follow Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle...
• Commented on Gibson Robot Guitar
  @Darran: Beginning in January, Gibson USA no longer offers any guitars in a left-handed model....
• Commented on Gibson Robot Guitar
  Gibson can go screw. They decided that 2008 is the year they'd rather go for the I-can't-tune market than sell anything for southpaws....
• Commented on Ford: Car owners are pirates if they distribute pictures of their own cars
  So one could reasonably get away with calling Ford 'copyright Nazis', hey?...
• Commented on Unicorn Chaser
  How is that staying on her forehead?...
• Commented on HOWTO make an animatronic lion mask with superpowers
  The headline had me thinking you must use superpowers to construct the thing!...
• Commented on What's the most important artist's right?
  @14 Hear hear! The best parties end up involving reproduction anyhow, right?...
• Commented on Funny copyright notice on Japanese TV (sound yes, but image? No!)
  It's probably something akin to the local blackout for sports events here in the USA. Not exactly sure how that works out when spanning the Pacific, though....
• Commented on Auction: "I will send maddening postcards from Poland to the person of your choosing"
  It won't be a surprise if the target reads boingboing, tho....
• Commented on Saddam's mega-yacht for sale - complete with secret passage!
  Yeah, I'd scuttle the yacht and jet away in my mini sub pod. That's the best part!...
• Commented on Amusing firing range targets
  Yeah, the Terminator. Because assassinating a governor is hip, it's edgy; it's marketing!...
• Commented on Lovely Art Painted by Bugs
  I always thought bugs were pretty; who knew they were talented too? : - D...
• Commented on Moment of Google share price zen
  Holy crap, Google's worth that much per? Tune in next five minutes, y'all, as I rue lost IPOs. ;_;...
• Commented on Rune Olsen's twisting sculptures
  Originality is vastly overrated. Unfortunately, so are seafood fetishes....
• Commented on Library's clever answer to network filtering
  @ #1: Have you never heard of goatse, man?...
• Commented on Failed futuristic predictions
  Jeez, on reading TFA, seems like a good bunch of these aren't even proven wrong yet, or worse, aren't even predictions. I mean, Marx's prediction of capitalism setting up its own demise certainly falls flat given the situation the American...
• Commented on Failed futuristic predictions
  I dunno about Toronto, Cory, but here in the NC Piedmont USA all our vacuums are nuclear powered. Of course, the reactors are a couple miles away......
• Commented on Board-game price-fixing
  That's interesting, Mr. Cowling, but only knowing Tolkien thru personal exp and GW by reputation, how does the latter get the Eldar TM when it was in so many of good John Ronald Reuel's books?...
• Commented on FEMA workers play role of reporters
  Ever see X-Files: Fight the Future, Thorzdad?...
• Commented on Old racist cap gun on eBay
  If it said, 'The Chinese must come,' I'd get it for my gf for Xmas. If it said, 'The Chinese to go,' I guess the restaurant we work at could use it for a gag at the bar....
• Commented on Bacon candy bar
  Think I'll stick to Mr. Goodbar....
• Commented on Hello Kitty assault rifle
  Where is the AK from, tho? I've broken down a few, and there's no way, no matter how gussied up, a Chinese AK is worth a $K. If it's Russian, or Eastern Europe I supposed it might be worth it......