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• Commented on Spanish cops called in over allegation that band was playing "contemporary" music at jazz festival, medical necessity cited
  Maybe it was a scam to get some cops in for free . . ....
• Commented on Happy Holidays! "Elf" threatens to blow Santa up with dynamite
  He obviously was talking about his pants....
• Commented on YouTube's new 3D showcase
  For doug: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.23163 http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.23164 I've seen the magenta and green specks before, but only recently have I seen yellow and blue....
• Commented on I am unicorn, destroyer of ponies
  Lovin' the Maiden font....
• Commented on Eyeball removal tool
  Looks like a repackaged clay sculpting tool. Site says it's $5 and sold out. That last part creeps me out (well that's like a drop in the bucket)...
• Commented on World's most awesome cheap Chinese toy
  'Thirty years ago the technology in this toy would have cost $100,000.' And ten years ago it was probably $45 from the Sharper image. And the handle probably had a lcd clock in it. p.s nice floors...
• Commented on A bouncy, anti-gravity workout with the new AlterG treadmill
  Maybe someone can answer this for me; why do joggers jog in the street? That just bugs me....
• Commented on Garth Nix's surprising sf vampire story with a twist, podcast on Escape Pod
  I think he means Tao, not a Warhammer 40K race....
• Commented on Will the Duggars Inherit the Earth?
  It's a vagina not a clown-car. Also it took me a long while before I realized that those people weren't mormon; they'd fit in right here in Utah (specifically Provo)....
• Favorited Snap-on bottle top for soda cans on Boing Boing Gadgets
• Commented on Snap-on bottle top for soda cans
  I bet you will loose the bottle cap quickly. Also we just put the beer in colored or opaque nalgene bottles....
• Commented on Purported PS3 ad sports Nazi imagery
  This looks more like faux vintage BSDM vampire porn. Well I have a friend or two who'll be happy and a bit turned on by this....
• Commented on $9,995
  Give a whole new meaning to cybersex. "how did you blow out an IO port?"...
• Commented on 1987 dating video
  oh god my dad still dresses like those guys (well not the hair, he dosen't have much of that). I thought I went through his closet and stole all the Cosby sweaters (for the salvation army) but it turns out...
• Commented on An illustrated guide to making t-shirts with the Yudu machine
  Another thing I just thought about, regular vellum and transparency sheets are uv-proof coated, keep your sheets in dark archival storage because they'll fade, paint markers are the best thing to use for freehand doodling but sharpies can make for...
• Commented on An illustrated guide to making t-shirts with the Yudu machine
  Jeez, $300 for that? I just took a screen printing class at the community college and even with two pro 24x32 screens and a 100 pg stack of Kimodesk paper and it came out less than that. (Technical Supply in...
• Commented on Fashion: Rodarte Spring 2010, "Death Valley, Vultures, Goth Tribal Tats."
  Dose this mean 90's stuff is coming back? I for one am sick of all this 80's crud....
• Commented on Rich Seattle suburbs install ubiquitous surveillance cameras, cops follow all "suspicious" vehicles
  I say we should organize a flash mob to overload the system. Or just Seattle boingers...
• Commented on Video Gallery: The Humanimal Kingdom
  The top ones look like they have a rictus grin...
• Commented on Crazy makeup kits are the ultimate transformer gadgets
  Why so many colors? I'm glad I'm not a woman....
• Commented on Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card
  This is one of those 'computer has processor fart and converts simple number to hexadecimal machine code' things isn't it?...
• Commented on Music videos of records on turntables
  These are extremely easy to do, but the trick is to use the line out on the record and plug it into the camcorder's mic line in (at least that's how my friend dose it)....
• Commented on A couple of neat tools for making cheap camcorders produce awesome footage
  #15- While watching Street Fighter: Chun Li I was thinking "oh gee this movie is kinda good and I'm not feeling neurotic" then I realized all the fight scenes weren't shakey-cam and then I got mad at various things....
• Commented on One More Go: Why <em>Typing Of The Dead</em> makes me feel so alive.
  One of the things that'd throw me off with this game was using punctuation marks....
• Commented on Weather Channel: no more smooth jazz
  I hope when they try to 'appeal to the teens' they play jungle ragga. Or portishead...
• Commented on EZGrill, a single-use portable charcoal grill
  looks like Jiffy Pop's fat caousin....
• Commented on 8 iPhone Apps For Camping
  for those like me still stuck with oldies http://www.qcontinuum.org/compass/...
• Commented on Photo: camping with geeks
  I'm in a library and a guy who looks just like Brian (on the right) walked by....
• Commented on Reseller market for iPhone 3G is a lot like used Macs
  well duh, don't you know the battery is cocaine based?...
• Commented on The Wearable Towel
  When I was a kid in the early 90's I had a terry cloth hoodie with the arms removed. I've been looking for another one like it so then I can part my hair in the middle and wear LEE...