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• Commented on Chickens terrified of dried sunflower head
  What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?...
• Commented on Sneaky pinball makers' tricks
  No coincidence that Williams' main business is now video slot machines....
• Commented on Teenage Ray Kurzweil on "I've Got A Secret"
  Ray's actually 63 years old in that clip....
• Commented on Yahoo hires lap-dancers to entertain at its open, inclusive Hack Day event
  Boy, this is a lot of hand wringing over a fairly innocuous form of entertainment. I mean, I hate tap dancing as much as the next person but I... hmm? Say again? Oh. Never mind....
• Commented on Rich guy dislikes poor people, wants local kids to "lose sleep" over plan to shut library
  That guy has a prepaid first class ticket on the hell express....
• Commented on Psychologists answer the question "What's the one nagging thing you still don't understand about yourself?"
  My nagging question? Why has my brain steadfastly refused to memorize the number of days in each month? 30 days has September, June, July, November and December...no, wait. 30 Days has September...April...damn....
• Commented on Oligarch's yacht has a laser anti-photo screen
  Cheaper than deploying a team of frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads....
• Commented on The Masonic Myth, by Jay Kinney -- a no B.S. history of Freemasonry
  The cap and car guys are Shriners. They're like the Delta House of Freemasons, aren't they?...
• Commented on Furniture slider prosthetic legs for turtle
  Serves him right for stealing Rocky's girl. 'bout time that Raccoon got his revenge. Seriously. What is up with the Beatles stuff today?...
• Commented on Cyclist's Golf Caddy
  Golfing is Not a Crime....
• Commented on Wails and Murmurs: Eating Couscous at the Chi-Chi's in Walla-Walla
  Who could forget Rochelle, Rochelle? The tale of a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk....
• Commented on Woman sends stripper impersonator to highschool reunion as a prank
  You'd think she would've picked a hotter stripper....
• Commented on Data Dump: Japanese toilet outputs statistics via RSS
  "...making it possible to see how the neighbors are doing." dooing. t,ftfy....
• Commented on Physical Cosmologies: The Shining
  Baked, much?...
• Commented on Max Sprecher's antique straight razors
  So that you can shave like a real man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuuuvuOzB7U...
• Commented on Mysterious booms in New York
  It's Jobs. He's back!...
• Commented on Kiss-O-Meter gauges halitosis with cute icons and blinking lights
  wow - you and that bird just keep getting creepier. it's rather delightful....
• Commented on Device alerts drivers to red-light and speed cameras
  Interesting - so, are municipalities legally obligated to disclose the locations of said cameras? If not, I wonder what the success rate is in finding this info out via phone call. Otherwise, I suppose the info could be assembled via...
• Commented on Truck driver refuses to allow police car to pass
  That cop suffered from a woeful lack of SpyHunter as a kid....
• Commented on Little Nemo in Slumberland, Many More Splendid Sundays -- a new gigantic collection of Winsor McCay's lush and surreal comics
  Looks cool - I've never read Little Nemo (never saw it in my Sunday comics) My 6 yr old has been devouring the Tin Tin collections - maybe this would be a nice diversion for her....
• Commented on Feijoa fruits are ripe
  8 a day?? As the salty rhode islander waitress at my favorite greasy spoon used to say when I ordered grits, "Hmph, that'll keep you regulah."...
• Commented on What kind of animal is on this rubber ball?
  It's a dickfer, of course....
• Commented on Palin's "Spiritual Warfare" faith shared by Katherine Harris, other pols
  Is it my imagination, or does Dr. Wagner look like the secret love child of Lt. Frank Drebin and Colonel Sanders?...
• Commented on Quicktionary TS tells you what a word means
  I have something that tells me what words mean, too. My wife....
• Commented on BLOG SUBMISSION 4
  And are you surprised? Nobody knows gnomes like the Dutch. Nobody. Except, perhaps, the Argentinians. And I'm still trying to figure out the code in your choice of capitalization John....
• Commented on Video of a guy implanting an RFID chip into his hand
  Now the only way they're going to take his gun from him is to wave his cold, dead hand in front of his gun cabinet....
• Commented on Paid placement for brands in pop lyrics
  Wow, this stunt garnered some great publicity for the AAA. Brilliant marketing. Hmm, wait. (Everything is advertising.)...
• Commented on Microsoft's "I'm a PC" ad
  See, _everybody_ is using Windows!!! It's just how our world is, so get used to it. As a wise man once said, "You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want."...
• Commented on Review: Axe Detailer Shower Tool (Verdict: I can't believe I like it)
  "I bet that stuff smells like rapists." has to be one of the funniest things I've read all year. Thanks Joel's roommate. And turn in your key before you vacate....
• Commented on Jill Greenberg's Photoshopped McCain out-takes
  Personally, I think the Greenberg is the one who comes off looking scuzzy on this one. Not to mention ham handed. She's to political commentary what Rupert Pupkin is to comedy....