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• Commented on Man walks into own funeral
  "I will take my father's place in this coffin!...
• Commented on The Linder Gallery Interior painting: science, art, and mystery
  No way! This painting belongs to my wife's uncle. It is absolutely astounding. Last I heard it was hanging at the MFA in Boston - if you have the chance to check it out, DO IT. The detail in the...
• Commented on A fast food morning with the Tesla Roadster Sport
  Money she gave to Saudi sheiks/U.S. oil company douchebags that day = $0. Good enough for me....
• Commented on Another Hardcore Moment from Nature
  "Speaking of capsaicin, a GM sheep with capsaicin genes would be safe from (non-human) predation and perfect for many dishes." Sounds like these birds would just go find some sour cream to dip them in!...
• Commented on Maybe These Massive Wheel Spikes Shouldn't be Legal
  JUST GIVE US THE FUEL AND WALK AWAY....
• Commented on Blackest material ever created. Again.
  Blacker than the blackest black...times infinity....
• Favorited Carpal Tunnel Syndrome exercises that really work on Boing Boing
• Commented on Solution to AIG bonuses: a 90% tax on people who receive them
  The "circumstances of the bonuses?" The circumstances of the bonuses are - the very people who did the most damage to the company, and by extension, the American people, are getting huge bribe payments not to go to the competitors...
• Commented on Jon Stewart slaughters crazy finance guy Jim Cramer -- video
  #85 Pruette - "Stewart's position, that we have all been fleeced by Wall Street, echos the common refrain from a lazy and increasingly gov't-dependent public to have our mother-government take care of us. Its becoming rather pathetic." What a swing-and-a-miss...
• Commented on Pentagon plans to build giant spy zeppelin
  1. "And today's aerial coverage is courtesy of the United States Air Force." 2. It does have a sort of "We come from the land of the ice and snow/from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow"-thing going, yes....
• Commented on Jon Stewart slaughters crazy finance guy Jim Cramer -- video
  What drives Jon crazier-than-crazy is the behavior of the media in general. Its suckuptitude, short attention span and focus on feeding the 24 hour maw gets people killed in Iraq, and gets them broke in the US. It seemed to...
• Commented on Primatologist Frans de Waal on the recent chimp attack
  PRAY FOR MOJO....
• Commented on Stephen King killed John Lennon, claims man at city commission meeting
  This guy is batshit-crazy, yet can not only program a website but get himself and his CrazyVan all over America to propagate this goofiness? Bravo, Lightfoot. You have not forgotten the face of your father. You have, however, forgotten your...
• Commented on Dramatic photos of convenience store robbery suspect
  Nobody's made this into a New Balance ad yet? C'mon people......
• Commented on Police raid 79-year-old woman for pot, find tomato plants
  They can take our grandmothers' tomatoes, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!...
• Commented on Gentleman insists he's not a "douchebag," sues book publisher
  It's Simon & Fucking Schuster. You don't think they had their lawyers look at this thing before they published it? /headslap P.S. That guy may yet challenge John Edward for Biggest Douche In The Universe....
• Commented on From the makers of "Bacon Salt", a new type of sandwich spread
  Yes We Can!...
• Commented on BB exclusive: sneak peek at South Park's sweet, yet-unreleased iPhone app
  I don't know what you think you're laughing aboot, but that's not funny, guy!...
• Commented on Crows use causal reasoning
  HOMER: "They're called a murder, Marge."...
• Commented on 6th man on moon says space aliens are real (and have visited us)
  I DID NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE! You guys are just trying to scare me....
• Commented on Roomba with animatronic chimp head
  "I not dust Buster no more!"...
• Commented on More severed feet in British Columbia
  "Today's UK surf report: It's one foot out, and it stinks." Brilliant. (Except now it's five feet! w00t!)...
• Commented on Stormtroopers v. London cops
  These are not the...Damn you, Greg London. Damn you to hell....
• Commented on Bushnell's Bigfoot contest
  Just contact his agent through Jack Link Beef Jerky. As for that photo, it's clearly Cousin It. Duh....
• Commented on Uncontacted tribe in Amazon
  I call shennanigans. The guy on the right looks like he's wearing Nikes....
• Commented on 7-year-old boy removed from father and placed in state custody over mistaken order of hard lemondade
  You have the right to bear arms. Not sip bears. Commie....
• Commented on Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!
  Well, happy birthday and all, but geez, she's just laying about? Why isn't she blogging? Gah! (kidding. happy birthday.)...
• Commented on Pint-sized motorcycle-engine-powered monowheel of yesteryear
  Take it...take it......
• Commented on Bed looks like it was designed by Apple
  My dad built himself a bed just like this when I was a kid. No monitor, though. Just a remote and a black-and-white Panasonic....
• Commented on U.S. will try to shoot down spy satellite gone bad
  "Flawed theory!" "Snarky comment about flawed theory!" "Admonishment!" "Defensive reply!" "Conspiracy theory!" "Harrumph!" Nothing like a good ol' Science Slap-Fight....