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• Commented on HOWTO remember to retrieve food after a playdate
  What's a playdate?...
• Commented on Are Muslim Women Oppressed? Ask One
  So basically it's just a hat, get over it. Don't Other Religions have proscriptions against women showing their hair? If you want to worry about a religion that is oppressive to women worry about the Catholics and their rules on...
• Commented on Iain Banks's new thriller TRANSITION as a free podcast
  I got all excited for a moment, until I saw the word abridged. Ah well. *Goes back to waiting for the paperback to come out*...
• Commented on Documentary series about prehistoric stone circles in Britain
  Excellent. I know what I want Father Christmas to bring me this year. The DVD. A quick glance at the clips, trailers and writing on the website looks like the film has been put together by a couple of people...
• Commented on That is not a sufficiently potent botfly maggot unicorn chaser, Mark, this is the strength we require.
  AAAGGHHH My EYES. Bot Fly Larvae videos are MY Unicorn chaser for these horrors....
• Commented on Urban Dictionary: Boing-Boinged!
  Or how about getting 'Fryed'? If Steven Fry Tweets a link to your site it gets overwhelmed by hits....
• Commented on I will teach you how to make sauerkraut this Sunday in Los Angeles at Kraut Fest 2009
  Bloody Hell! Ace Blotter Art style poster for a Sauerkraut making class. Any chance I can get hold of a poster in the UK?...
• Commented on These are not just ugly stuffed animals
  Fellatio toys for Furries?...
• Commented on Make mine a hammer
  Well in my industry (music) we call it an AJ....
• Commented on Dan Osman's famous speed solo video
  That made my forearms ache just watching it....
• Commented on Hidden Booze Treasure Ad Campaign
  @Wirelizard #8 Wow. Nice link to a site with some great articles....
• Commented on How cats manipulate us
  I've never liked those critters anyway....
• Commented on Samsung files patent for sweep-wing cellphone keyboard
  Is it just me, or does it appear that those 'swing wings' won't fit in the body of the phone....
• Commented on Goodbye
  Farewell and good luck Mr Johnson. Let us know what you're up to next....
• Commented on Blackest material ever created. Again.
  When can I get this stuff made into Jeans and a T-shirt?...
• Commented on The Safety Seat
  'This Car is a Little Metal Death Box' Would work as a bumper Sticker....
• Commented on What will happen to your crypto-keys when you die?
  Why has Death Switch got a picture of what appears to be The Human League in the bottom right of their home page?...
• Commented on Tiny knitted meerkats in Star Trek uniforms
  Probably the greatest knitted thing I've ever seen. Genius....
• Commented on Review: MSR MugMate Travel Filter [Verdict: Get One]
  Another vote for the smart Cafe mugs here. Maybe not for lightweight camping, but for work or car camping it's ideal and makes people jealous as they're drinking their crappy instant....
• Commented on Fight terrorism by arresting terrorists, not by looking at our genitals at airports
  So I don't bother with the undies then & just cover my helmet in tinfoil? ;)...
• Commented on Fight terrorism by arresting terrorists, not by looking at our genitals at airports
  So now I need tin foil undies to go with the tinfoil hat?...
• Commented on Mormon Crickets Dislike Led Zeppelin
  So if the critters don't like Rock music and are repelled by it. Which album do I play backwards to summon them? Mwhahahaha! Nice piece of work there Phikus....
• Commented on Man bites off tip of own penis
  @ Funeral pudding #44. It probably does taste like Chicken. After all it's a Cock....
• Commented on Free tribute to Michael Moorcock from Gaiman, Duncan, et al
  @ Markfrei. Even when you're not reading this comic you should listen to Hawkwind....
• Commented on In-game cash marketplaces and Napster -- the arbitrage of time-rich and cash-rich users
  #10 posted by allen has it right: "a(n) mp3 downloaded is not the same thing at all as an mp3 not sold."...
• Commented on Great Depression Cooking show
  I've cooked like that for years. It means I have more money for booze. Student habits die hard. I'd definitely have rented my garage to the bootleggers though, and taken the rent in booze....
• Commented on Soviet nuclear control devices
  I'm sure I could use this to Reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow....
• Commented on How to make a minpin poop compost bin: an illustrated guide
  I've heard that peeing on any type of compost heap is a good move. You're adding Nitrogen and water at the same time....
• Commented on Powersliding - Who Needs Gear?
  When will Nike etc. start making Powersliding clothes?...
• Commented on I was thinking about considering to start a Society in Eugene, Oregon
  What's wrong with just playing D&D or GURPS?...