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• Commented on Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin
  kiergsmith, in the time it takes you to put down your big mac, stop texting, and turn your attention away from your kids in the backseat to realize that somebody has knocked your window in, then stop your car, undo...
• Commented on Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin
  The two greatest things I've seen used in bicycle defense are an air horn jury-rigged to the handlebars and used as a bike horn and a 2 foot length of pipe. I know, I know: That's too violent, blah, blah,...
• Commented on LA's vegan restaurants are full of egg
  I had an Italian sub at a vegan sub shop. Once. It was passable once I added 1/2 a pound of cheese and slathered in it in mayo. In my mind, Vegans are the same as Born Again Christians. Both...
• Commented on Manga collector faces 15 years in jail because some of his comics included sexual images of children
  I'm torn about this. One one hand, after working in a comic book store for 7 years and seeing the kind of creepos who buy this stuff (specificly underage manga porn), it is hard for me to not look down...
• Commented on Tiny Art Director: a 4-year-old critiques her father's art
  Sorry. That was meant to read "emotionally abusive relationship in 20 years"....
• Commented on Tiny Art Director: a 4-year-old critiques her father's art
  Worst. Child. Ever. Maybe his next project should be "little brat left by the side of the road." Kidding. Kind of. Let's just think of the psychology behind doing whatever your 4 year old says, then allowing her to scream...
• Commented on Moist, and other words people dislike
  I hate, hate, hate the word "dish" when used as a verb. The kind of people that use that word are the same kind of people that say the word "bling-bling" with (what they think of as)an "urban flava" accent...
• Commented on Retro-futuristic designs by the bushel
  All aboard the Tom Servo express!...
• Commented on Liberal hunting permit
  @136 & 169: I worked in a comic book store a few years ago and John Malkovich came in and bought a shirt with this image on it: http://tinyurl.com/dhozlf . I'm guessing he's not a conservitive then....
• Commented on Puma: GM and Segway take a swing at a small car
  What the hell is wrong with engineers? I was promised a future that would give us anti-gravity enabled flying cars, Mr. Fusion, and the hoverboard, and instead I got the "flying car" (an airplane that has wings which fold up...
• Favorited Video about Tarvusim on Boing Boing
• Commented on "This Is Why You're Fat" photoblog
  And yet I'd rather attempt to eat any one of these abominations than have "Better Than Cream Cheese" touch my tounge ever again....
• Commented on Artists buying cheap houses in Detroit
  @34- Oh Noez! You're a corporate apologist! You obviously have never been on the losing end of gentrification. So let me explain it to you: this is obviously not the problem in Detroit right now. I never said that it...
• Commented on Artists buying cheap houses in Detroit
  This is what I thought was going to happen when I first heard about the low housing prices in Detroit. Here's what will happen: the artists will move in and make the area their own. They'll give the people a...
• Commented on Pizza joint gives staff t-shirts with the text of 1-star Yelp reviews
  What's interesting about this is that the one star reviews from Yelp are almost all strictly about the poor service. In fact, going through the reviews, the compliments about the service are almost non-existent even in the higher rated reviews....
• Commented on Amazon Sells Rape Simulation Game
  @185- He was speaking metaphocially during online play. It was supposed to be funny. When a I, a grown man, plays online against 9 year olds I get my ass handed to me within seconds. Which is why I got...
• Commented on Amazon Sells Rape Simulation Game
  Wow. Really? A company makes a rape video game and the reaction is "This news displeases me so Grand Theft Auto is bad" or "All video games are bad". Explain to me how that makes any kind of sense. You...
• Commented on Onion video nails gadgets and marketing
  Hey, I already have one of those! But mine's called my RCN cable remote....
• Commented on Bankers can't possibly afford NYC on a mere $500K/year
  Boo-hoo. Move to Jersey. Take the commuter train to work. Buy a home gym and get some willpower to use it instead of hiring a trainer. Send your kids to public shool and if one spouse is making $500k a...
• Commented on Beastie Boys' legendary "Paul's Boutique" re-released, remastered on 20th anniversary
  Best hip-hop album ever....
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  arkizzle- I also apologize. I truly believe that we are a nation of Laws and we should always be vigilant that we don't abuse them in order to get a result that we want. I have a "thing" against pepole...
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  Let's not even bring in the beatings. Drunk-on-an-aeroplane while you've got toddlers in your care = alcoholic. It's not rocket science.. I don't have to know her mental state. I don't have to get to know her better to know...
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  #46: So sworn affidavits state that this woman was acting drunk and abusive towards her children before she boarded the plane, plus her excessive alcohol intake while on board the plane as well as her violent behavior towards her children...
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  #27: But she didn't just "glance at the cockpit", did she? She was drunk and beating her children and when confronted, she became violent and abusive toward the flight attendant. She spent 3 months in jail because she chose not...
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  You might want to use a better example of the abuses of the "terrorist watch list" than a drunken, abusive, screaming out-of-control woman who can't stop beating her kids in public. While she may not be the dictionary definition of...
• Commented on Robot model kit: Chubu 01
  This is pretty sweet, but if it they really wanted to make it seem as if this robot came from 1957, they would have added more chrome. And some fins. You could fit at least 6-10 fins on that thing....
• Commented on Extreme poodle grooming
  Exactly. Essentially this woman is practicing her weird fetish ("I like to make things look like other things!") on a being that cannot give its consent. But since she's not putting her cigars out on it, it must not be...
• Commented on Extreme poodle grooming
  No, it isn't "abuse" like throwing a bag of kittens into a burning building filled with starving pythons is "abuse". I get that. There is something wrong about extreme grooming, though. My reaction to this kind of grooming is similar...
• Commented on Romantics object to cover song sounding like original
  As I am not versed in "the law", I appreciate all of the legal research some of you have done, but I think the point is being missed. In the Guitar Hero games, your character is performing several different songs,...