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• Commented on Auction for a private tour of Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles with Leonard Nimoy
  "Can we see Vulcan through the telescope? Can we see Vulcan through the telescope? Can we see Vulcan through the telescope? Can we see Vulcan through the telescope? Can we see Vulcan through the telescope?" Then you can title your...
• Commented on Stupid, draw back your bow
  Because nothing lets them know you care deeply about the inner essence of their being like a walk in a bog and an 18 hour stiffy....
• Commented on Hallowe'en is safe, your kids are safe, the only scary thing is the warnings
  Forget tainted Pixie Stix and razors in apples. In the age of the Internet, the really scary part of trick or treating is thing type of stuff malicious creeps will embed in comments....
• Commented on Documentary about crazy cat ladies
  ... while working near Death Valley at a Navy base ... We believe life is sacred whether it's a kitten or a human baby ... All life is sacred, and you work for the military. Mah head dun gunna asplode....
• Commented on Afghanistan: Karzai's drug-dealing bro has been on CIA payroll for 8 years, says NYT
  caption: DAY-YUM! No 3G at Langley?!...
• Commented on WTF is "Dairy Drink?"
  My wife and I do not plan to have children, so I'm only offering her Spermy D and she only produces Ovumtine....
• Commented on Hilarious videos campaigning to hold British MPs to account for ripping off public with bogus expenses
  Love the Motorhead outro. With all apologies to Lemmy ... If you like to gamble Westminster is your plan! A duck house Fscked house They're all corrupt MPs!...
• Commented on Pedestrian nearly drops briefcase
  I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." - Homer...
• Commented on Dead guy on balcony 4 days, neighbors mistook for "Halloween dummy"
  I don't know could've been a lame prop maybe Or someone just done by the freeway strangler baby Zombie extra or maybe someone groovy One thing's for sure, he isn't starring in the movies. 'Cause he's rottin' in LA Rottin'...
• Commented on All of Mojo Nixon in free, legal MP3 -- US ONLY
  This is frickin' AWESOME! I bought "Frenzy" the day it came out, and damned near played the groove out of the vinyl. But why is I Like Marijuana still $0.99? Maybe Mojo needs some green to get his green?...
• Commented on Moon bombing is bad, for it will make the aliens very angry indeed.
  I can't wait until the moon is paved, the sentient baby moon-squirrels are all converted to meat patties, and I can go to Wal-Mart on the moon, where my fat butt is inly 1/6th the weight. Woohaa!...
• Commented on Ralph Lauren opens new outlet store in the Uncanny Valley
  I had no idea Pez had a "Fashion Week" dispenser line. Awshumz....
• Commented on Are Muslim Women Oppressed? Ask One
  I myself wear the headscarf and I do so because it's something I believe is mandated in my religion. No one is forcing me ... man⋅date /ˈmændeɪt/ –noun 3. an authoritative order or command Either your choice of words is somewhat...
• Commented on Dead cell-phones: suspense movie cop-outs
  All you commenters have it absolutely wrong, as does Cory. The really important issues here are ... .... KKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *click*...
• Commented on Jedi says Tesco discriminated against him
  "They had three people around me. It was intimidating." (said Jedi) Jones. There were three people standing and talking, and he was intimidated? Maybe he tried not to be intimidated, but there is no try. Only do, or not do....
• Commented on Dirty Tats: shocker, but lowbrow game marketing is lowbrow
  "Volumptuous." Like voluptuous, but more lumpy?...
• Commented on United Breaks Guitars, the complaint anthem
  #47 Country is NOT country and western. Just ask the king of country and western troubadours, baybuh!...
• Commented on God Bless America
  I CAN SEE HEAVEN FROM MY HOUSE!...
• Commented on Video: vintage Dungeons & Dragons commercial
  Featuring Jamie Twister Gertz and Alan Twister Ruck....
• Commented on David Carradine, RIP
  I guess he was finally able to snatch the stone from $DEITY's hand ......
• Commented on Wolfram|Alpha is Live
  It sure nails this question. See?! It's USEFUL!...
• Commented on Plagiarising Canadian think tank who used tax dollars to shill for Big Content refuses to back down
  I'd like to tell you a little bit about the work I do. I'm sorry to use BB as a springboard for the development of my own company, but I think a lot of readers could really benefit from my...
• Commented on Beautiful Clouds
  They went on forever And they - when I We lived in Arizona And the skies always had little fluffy clouds And they were long and clear And there were lots of stars, at night And when it rained it...
• Commented on Pool rules at Florida condo complex
  What about the Jac-eeeeeeew-zzi? (NSFW)...
• Commented on Pool rules at Florida condo complex
  @28 Zan Look at most containers of multi-symptom cold remedies. Most of them contain an expectorant....
• Commented on Pool rules at Florida condo complex
  @21 Antinous Singular: Y'all spectratin'? Plural: All y'all spectratin'?...
• Commented on Montreal cop cuffs, busts and fines student $450 for not holding escalator rail in subway
  @73 J France ANYONE "enforcing" a "preffered (sic) spoken language" is a bigot; Anglophone or Francophone. It's just Quebec actually has laws about what language is more acceptable than another. And they enforce them. Language police = bad. No matter...
• Commented on Montreal cop cuffs, busts and fines student $450 for not holding escalator rail in subway
  Antinous, And congratulations on going ad hominem in record time. And you might want to read the 5. any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc.: the Dutch race portion of Takuan's comment @46 again....
• Commented on Montreal cop cuffs, busts and fines student $450 for not holding escalator rail in subway
  @Antinous #37 Quebecois are a race as much as Jews are. After all, anyone can convert to Judaism, regardless of their genetics. Try telling Jews that discrimination against them is not racist....
• Commented on Montreal cop cuffs, busts and fines student $450 for not holding escalator rail in subway
  Tabernac ... First, Francophones in Quebec are not French, they are Quebecois. Second, after three years of living in Montreal I can personally attest that many of the old-guard Quiet Revolution Quebecois *are* racist. The language laws they enacted are...