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• Commented on Arnold Schwarzenegger's coded F-bomb in veto
  I have no doubt it was intentional. Either way, Schwarzenegger is an asshole. If a guy robs you at gunpoint but tells you a funny joke at the same time, does it diminish the fact you were robbed at gunpoint?...
• Commented on Richard Metzger interviews Julien Nitzberg about his documentary film, "The Wild Whites of West Virginia"
  Y'all should check out Jim Goad's book, The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats. It's a great and hilarious book that defends those people. Let me ask you, did you just flinch when you read...
• Commented on Essential maker skills
  Good ole Heinlein. According to him, Mozart is an insect....
• Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
  It's an act of senseless murder. Subhuman....
• Commented on Cold dead hand of Frank Herbert reaches up from grave, stabs Dune Second Life megafans in the back
  Read Dune because it's awesome, but make sure you buy a used copy....
• Commented on Musicians against music torture
  At a job, have you ever been forced to endure someone's choice of commercial radio that you hate, day after day? That's torture....
• Commented on Caption this. No, seriously.
  While it's amusing to imagine they're doing The Shocker, it's just a "W." There was a Swedish thrash metal band called Witchery that used that hand symbol to indicate the first letter in their name. That's how I figured it....
• Commented on Adult film director Max Hardcore sentenced to 4 years in prison on obscenity charges (UPDATE)
  One word: Florida. Same state that fucked over artist Mike Diana over 10 years ago. He wrote a comic called (I think) Boiled Angel that was filled with a lot of transgressive images. I can't remember if he was jailed,...
• Commented on RIP, Thomas M Disch
  NO!!! Oh, this is the worst news....
• Commented on Obama's support for the FISA "compromise"
  Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....
• Commented on Untitled 1
  I like cats....
• Commented on Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street
  How about the civilian who physically detained the guy, and violently wrenched his arm behind his back?! Anyway, nothing will become of this case because the World Has Gone Mad. This is just a small symptom, but how telling? A...
• Commented on Man whose house was hit by five meteors believes he is targeted by aliens
  It probably isn't extraterrestrials sending the meteorites. I think it's most likely he has angered Zeus in some way. As we all know, Zeus is easy to irritate, so it might be something as simple as providing the wrong sacrifice...
• Commented on Special license plates shield officials from traffic tickets
  Pigs...
• Commented on Super-premium theater chain in the US to sell $35 movie tickets
  Can you think of a better way to enjoy a film like Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo?...
• Commented on Interesting anti-graffiti sign
  I'm surprised the sign hasn't caused a bunch of angry vandalism itself. Maybe it's because the pizza is so goddamned good. Best in town!...
• Commented on Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers
  Millman: I agree it's funny that folks pay so much for property in a crappy area. Funnier still they'll pay that much for a sterile condo ANYWHERE. Rageahol: I didn't say we should kill the homeless, for god's sake, just...
• Commented on Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers
  #16 Have you ever lived in a place where you have to step over people who aggressively panhandle you the second you open your door? Who take dumps on your doorstep? I'm all for compassion in theory, but goddamn, it...
• Commented on Nine Inch Nails made at least $750k from CC release in two days
  I realize Trent & the Radioheads worked real hard to get where they are, but it wasn't without major help from the fat cats we love to vilify. Sure, they're fucking slimeballs, but a few bands manage to get filthy...
• Commented on Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"
  How about if there were a limited amount of tobacco licenses available to bars within cities, similar to the way there are a limited amount of liquor licenses?...
• Commented on Texas students shut down highway and march 7 miles to vote in gerrymandered district
  Please pardon my expression, but putting those voters 7 miles away from their polling place is the work of low-down, dirty mthrfckrs. Ain't no two ways about it....
• Commented on Isabella Rossellini's bug porn
  This would be obscenely awesome if I could only access the website....
• Commented on Anton LaVey's Black House now condos
  That's 21st Century San Francisco for you. LaVey may have sold his soul to the devil, so to speak, but at least he HAD a soul....
• Commented on Warren Ellis' friend busted in Dubai for melatonin
  I wonder if Halliburton executives will have any trouble attaining citizenship in Dubai....
• Commented on Waiters use nodding trick to boost restaurant tabs
  First we learned that waiters and waitresses are heartless racists. Now they're trying to control our minds....
• Commented on Tussaud's bad wax heads up for auction
  Kelsey Grammer!...
• Commented on R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction
  God bless R. Crumb....
• Commented on Patchwork anatomy t-shirt
  Gag me with a spoon!...
• Commented on Artist throws herself at men.
  There's art and then there's "art." I think this falls into the "art" category....
• Commented on RIP "Curry Hell" restaurateur
  #14 Aren't you getting your panties in a bunch over what you perceive to be someone else getting their panties in a bunch? My advice: don't get your panties in a bunch! That said, sorry to hear of that feller's...