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• Commented on Futuristic cities inside your PC
  @Psymiley: Pics or it didn't happen....
• Commented on Blackjack card-counting iPhone app illegal in casinos
  "I had a 1590 on my SAT, I got a 44 on my MCAT, and I have a 4.0 GPA from MIT. I thought I had my life mapped out, but then I remembered what my non linear equations professor...
• Commented on Rep. Kanjorski: $550 Billion Disappeared in "Electronic Run On the Banks"
  So I quote the MIB's statement on this: "There's always an electronic run on banks of the world's economy. The only way that these people can get on with the miserable lite lives is that they do. not. know. about....
• Commented on Weird ice balls in London?
  I'm more concerned about the donuts these giant donut holes came from....
• Commented on Cops Talk Funny
  You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say...can't be much....
• Commented on Disagree with a flight attendant? You're a terrorist
  You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say...can't be much....
• Commented on Report: Kyrgyzstan under massive DOS attack
  Reminds me of the similar nature of the cyber attacks on Estonia, something that was of notable interest to cyber guru's specializing in security was dismissed as "an unimportant example" by the vice directors at the Institute of Information Security...
• Commented on Senator's bill to ban profanity
  Reading this the archaic way, does this mean that every thing that doesn't belong to a church would cost $5000 or 5 years of prison to own? It's obviously an attempt to jack up the housing prices. That or turn...
• Commented on Weird rumble in Oklahoma
  Outgassing. Don't worry about it....
• Commented on Coming of age Day in Japan (Seijin Shiki)
  @3: Poor little ants. Why would we want to sting them?...
• Commented on Rabbit Hole Day: January 27th -- change your blogging style!
  Better idea, let's have a Unrabbit Hole Day....
• Commented on Japan's scariest suspension bridge
  Early this morning at around 4 AM, an object believed to be a meteorite fell onto the Great Seito Bridge, completely destroying the bridge upon impact. As a result, Japan Rail has been unable to operate this morning; we will...
• Commented on D20 flails
  S&M? Skulls and Monsters?...
• Commented on Vader joins the Lutheran Church of Iceland
  Lex Luthor: "Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their powers with mankind." Vader (activates lightsaber): "...I find your lack of faith disturbing."...
• Commented on Purple squirrel in England
  "Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it...WHY SO SERIOUS?" As for myself, I welcome our new purple squirrel overlords....
• Commented on Someone left a piano in the woods
  Looks like the Midnight Society couldn't afford an outdoor organ....
• Commented on A Smorgasbord of Hand-drawn Monsters from Asia
  This kid has obviously tried to bomb a Shinra reactor. The man in the frame for reference (obviously an optical illusion) belies the 30ft height of the mechanical beast....
• Commented on Guy teaches his dog to say "Obama."
  Next we'll be seeing talking dogs saying this: "Prince Alexander of Daventry, I presume. I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with your country, but I'm sure Vizier Alhazared will want to meet you, if indeed you are a friend of the princess....
• Commented on Display of bad things swallowed
  Reminds me of the Walking Iron Mine story; the difference is the man survives....
• Commented on New Democrat New Danger
  Is it just me or does the Blair poster's grin and eyes force a recollection of Jack Nicholson in The Shining?...
• Commented on Oldest toy in Britain
  ...it's a bear. They have it on its side and upside down. They're missing the bottom part tho......
• Commented on Best microscopic photos of 2008
  "...EYES.....IN THE DARK....SEE THE EYES IN THE DARK....ONE MOON...SEE THE EYES IN THE DARK....ONE MOON CIRCLES..." "??....Where are you?!!!"...
• Commented on Mackerel economics in prison
  >>10 Or a sushi bar...mackerel isn't that great by itself but saba nigiri is one of my personal favorites (of course, everyone prefers unagi and inari for perfectly understandable reasons)...
• Commented on Dentist forcibly repossesses patient's bridge
  >>4 Bridges have no user serviceable parts. Removable prosthesis are typically called dentures. Aside from the theft...the guy should lose his license for performing a dental procedure in a non OSHA-certified environment. If you're going to be charged with aggravated...
• Commented on Google's secret new beverage enterprise
  Can we have fizzy search algorithms as well?...
• Commented on Tonya Harding shot JFK?
  Does that mean I can her for my curry?...
• Commented on Hot Beef Sundae
  This is the one single biggest causes of the downfall of western civilization. Straight for the heart....
• Commented on Extreme ironing, an adventure sport for people who like laundry
  This is what Silicon Heaven looks like for Kryten....
• Commented on Horse Whisperer author poisoned by wild mushrooms
  Oh, and for the record, all video gamers know if your mushroom popped out of a block, has beady eyes, and is either red or green with white spots, it's fair game. /me ducks a fireball....
• Commented on Horse Whisperer author poisoned by wild mushrooms
  I heard that you can cook certain varieties of mushrooms with (drum roll) garlic to determine if it is poisonous or not. If your garlic goes black before it burns, you might want to toss the rest out. Disclaimer: Could...