Clayton Hove

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• Commented on Sean Hannity plans to blame liberals for his mis-use of video
  "Because I never expected to get caught."...
• Commented on Big Head papercraft Hallowe'en costume
  Disturbingly excellent. All it needs is a tiny little Cowboy Gil cowboy hat....
• Commented on The Demons' Night-Parade: Splendid Japanese yokai (mythic monster) scroll found on eBay
  Nighmarishly awesome!...
• Commented on Business Reply Mail pamphlet encourages office workers to revolt
  We've only ever made it as far as panel eight. Darn....
• Commented on Scott Hove's cakeland
  This weekend, I made muffins....
• Commented on Insanely expensive unopened 1967 Star Trek paint-by-numbers
  Most illogical. Want....
• Commented on World's oldest basketball shoes <em>(hoax!)</em>
  ...and man are they ripe!...
• Commented on Goats enjoy living in their own tower
  I dunno - That one billy goat looks a little bit gruff....
• Commented on Heartbroken cereal litigant loses suit over non-existence of "Crunchberries"
  I always thought that crunchberries were the Cap'n's nickname for his testicles....
• Commented on Stabbing pen, the competition
  You want these three projects written by morning!? Fine. I'll take a stab at it....
• Commented on freaky food fun: Insert dried spaghetti into hot dogs, then boil
  I dub thee Noodledogs....
• Favorited Mushroom coffee table on Boing Boing
• Commented on Cough drop commercial from 1967 with Frank Zappa soundtrack
  That's certainly how my coughs look!...
• Commented on Truck with raised trailer smashed into overpass
  I wonder how long they kept pace with him without trying to honk and wave or otherwise get his attention....
• Commented on Sushi Conveyor video as a single long still image
  Shame you can't loop the still image... to infinity!...
• Commented on Roomba cover resembles monstrous horny toad
  Now the floor's going to get all warty!...
• Commented on Chinese bluegrass video
  Come and listen to a story about a man named Mao A poor communist, barely kept his party's vow......
• Commented on Neuroscience of gambling
  I think we use the same parts of our brain for dating....
• Commented on New nerd merit badge: Inbox Zero
  Beats the bugling badge....
• Commented on Crazed skyscraper plan for south China city
  And which major fault line will this be built on?...
• Commented on Videos of near misses with trains
  That must have been a training shoe....
• Commented on Coraline box 42/50 -- treasure in the mail
  To heck with "want". COVET....
• Commented on Funny beauty shop sign
  Don't be hatin'. Those pidicures are fantastic! My pids have never looked better....
• Commented on Hospital fetish restaurant in Latvia
  Instant flashback to being a kid in the hospital and the dreaded approaching sound and smell of the metal food box push card thingie. In particular, those awful sterilized instant potatoes had an unnatural air about them that terrify me...
• Commented on A very small record player
  Her master's voice....
• Commented on Robot model kit: Chubu 01
  My last apartment had this guy, only in refrigerator mode. Shame I never found the transform activation button....
• Commented on Mushroom coffee table
  Upholster it in a nice shag and it would also make the perfect gift for that crazy cat lady in your life....
• Commented on Cookie Monster eats World Trade towers in 1976
  Well, they do sorta resemble Twix......
• Commented on Mall in China has McDnoald's and Bucksstar Coffee
  Keep an eye out for Prince Akeem, searching for his future bride....
• Commented on Long crowing roosters
  I'm not 100% certain, but I think one of those roosters was my statistics professor....