Evan Rappaport

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• Commented on Music video with naked human furniture: Valley Lodge
  Guykea...
• Commented on Anvil Shooting: using explosives to fire anvils -- yes, ANVILS -- into the air
  "Just the thing I need to get that road runner". - Wile E. Coyote...
• Commented on Keeping the Googling Good Life Going in a Post-Box Store era: Doug Fine
  Take every person in New York City and give them the same amount of land that this guy needs to grow food for himself and then tell me how environmentally friendly he is being. Subsistence farming is over, get used...
• Commented on The Book vs. The Kindle: funny videos about the Kindle's user rights shortcomings.
  That was a long trip just for the punchline "where's the book". As a lot of commenters have already said here, on what planet do you get $80 selling used books? If the book store even wants to buy it...
• Commented on @BBVBOX: recent guest-tweeted web video picks (boingboingvideo.com)
  Kristen Schaal is beating a dead horse....
• Commented on Heartbroken cereal litigant loses suit over non-existence of "Crunchberries"
  Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story.” Tune in next week as she takes on Post cereal and Grape Nuts....
• Commented on Free Comic Book day this Saturday!
  Go ahead kid, take it. The first one's free....
• Commented on M&M's printed with faces
  So no Eminem M&M's?...
• Commented on Article about quasi-perpetual motion technology
  I think the world needs another James Randi just for energy making machines....
• Commented on Jay Leno's wind turbine
  I'm not saying that this is a load of crap, but when you start mixing "free energy", magnets, and frictionless bearings, my bullshit detectors wake up the whole neighborhood. Yes, I know this is not supposed to be a perpetual...
• Commented on Science Commons explained in 120 seconds: video
  Isn't this what science journals and patents are for?...
• Commented on Atheist sign at nativity scene
  Somewhere there is a group of Pastafarians making a kitchen scene with a giant pasta machine....
• Commented on Hungarian sausage commercial
  With the current internet popularity of bacon, sausage has been completely left by the wayside. Thanks for righting a great injustice....
• Commented on Mouse in hot dog bun or just dough?
  I got some rolls from that company and mine had the virgin Mary in it....
• Commented on Virtual evil
  Isn't this how the human race ends? Find Sarah Connor....
• Commented on HOWTO win the nerd vote
  You want to win the nerd vote? Sarah Palin, slave Lea costume .... done....
• Commented on Meat art show
  Meat is just the next shock art element to grab attention. Sex and religion have already been spent of their shock value. Meat is on deck. Actually since Damien Hirst, the biggest proponent of shock over quality has been using...
• Commented on US Congresspeople Told Martial Law Would Be Imposed if Bailout Bill Didn't Pass
  I was wondering when George Bush was going to declare martial law and suspend the elections....
• Commented on New Nano-sized Walkman is small, thin and ready to rock....
  It looks great and probably would have been nice if it was created 5 years ago. I think it's pretty apparent that Apple has moved beyond this kind of MP3 player. You can't play catch up with products that are...
• Commented on Photographing the science museum
  In Soviet Russia, science museum photographs you! - Yakov Smirnoff...
• Commented on North Korea claims to have invented anti-hunger noodles
  Food as a cure for hunger? What will the think of next? Still no cure for cancer....
• Commented on Zune man annoyed with MS, to get rid of tattoos
  Not one suggestion that he cover it with a big black apple logo? I'm shocked....
• Commented on Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity
  He's upped the ante. OK you Pastafarians and your so caled Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just try that with a meatball....
• Commented on Science of becoming Batman
  Also when you hit someone it's really hard to make it sound like "SPLATT!" and "ZZONK!"....
• Commented on Sarah Milstein on urban hiking
  I'm assuming that for people who live outside NYC where you can drive cars that this is a novel idea. In NYC, this is called the weekend....
• Commented on Banshee free/open music player for GNU/Linux turns 1.0
  Wow, I was looking for yet another media player. Now if they would only come out with yet another web browser....
• Commented on DHS spends millions on bus kill-switches to stop Osama bin Laden from reenacting the movie "Speed"
  When do we get to see the instructable for the bus-b-gone like the tv-b-gone?...
• Commented on What would you do if you ended up in the year 1000?
  Get an 800 year head start on the California gold rush. If you can get it to Europe without dieing, you're all set....
• Commented on Flying penis disrupts Russian meeting
  I'm waiting for the instructable....
• Commented on Flying penis disrupts Russian meeting
  I'm waiting for the instructable....