God hates gays, gay sympathizers, and pro-choicers, but he loves capitalism and Walmart! We Westboro Baptist Churchgoers go to Walmart for all our hate-mongering needs! Walmart has the cheapest video cameras, that we buy to film our awesome hate videos! Walmart also has the large scale printers we need to print our hate signs! We use PCs for all our video editing, sign and website design, and printing, because everyone knows macs are for dirty homos....
Isn't it the most wonderful irony that WBC plagiarize the work of a man widely regarded as a homosexual paedophile to spread their witless anti-gay bigotry? You couldn't make it up....
I wonder how these westboro deviants that pervert the legal system would cope with a class action lawsuit brought against them by every GLBT person in the USA? Large corporations regularly use lawsuits to crush small, local groups that are in the way of development, why not for actual justice this time?...
So God hates me? Hmm that goes to confirm my long time suspicions. I knew it, all that shit I've been through couldn't be just bad luck! Let me tell you guys, having an omnipotent being out to get you, is no fun at all. But I have to admit, it's only fair that the old man hates me. After all, I never really liked Him. So I guess I should've seen that one coming. Oh well, who cares. I could never believe Him anyway. He's just so full of shit, so how could I?...