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• Commented on 9/11 hoax fools all of Germany
  . ' @ #55 posted by Antinous / Moderator, September 18, 2009 7:56 PM "As a former denizen of 29 Palms..." Good lord, how did you escape? ' DD214 ....
• Commented on 9/11 hoax fools all of Germany
  . As a former denizen of 29 Palms, CA, I can attest, yes, Virginia, there is a Blue Water. For what it's worth, Bluewater [2000: Pop. 265, 98.11% white; 84% over 45yrs old] is on the Colorado River, the boundary...
• Commented on 9/11 hoax fools all of Germany
  . HILARIOUS!!! Germans in blackface? What's not to LOVE???!!! And who doesn't appreciate a good 9/11 joke? Got any Holocaust material? Ah, well, as long as it's all in the interest of whoring something. Gawd Bless Capitalism & All The...
• Commented on If literary classics had been titled today
  . "The Person Of Color & The Narcissus" "Chairman Steele's Cabin" "Caucasian Fang" "Altitudinally-Challenged Womyn" "Upper-Class Twit Jim" "Ms. Rouault-Bovary, PhD." "A Digital Tangelo" "The MacBeth's" "The Lucite Game Preserve" "War With Gingriches" No one reads here in Honolulu. Reading...
• Commented on Photos from Kraut Fest 2009
  . HEY, HEY, HEY!!! Was ist los hier???? The Germany people has feelings too, ja? Watch who you calling names, you. Oh, the foodstuffs? Ok, den, never mindt. But don't start with the Muslims' either, OK? ....
• Commented on SciFi became SyFy, may soon become SyFry
  . Does it have to be a cooking show? 1. "To Serve Man." 2. "Rachel Raygun." 3. "Pizza The Hut's Kitchen." Talk show? 1. "Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Jimmy Kimmel." 2. "Animatronic Steve Allen." 3. "Space Oprah." Sports: 1. "Out-Of-The-Closet...
• Commented on Laura Ling and Euna Lee's first statement on their North Korea capture
  . The US regularly went up to 50 miles into Canada to retrieve draft-dodgers during the Vietnam war. There have been skirmishes back and forth between Indians & Feds in Upstate NY & Ontario. We chase people across the Mexican...
• Commented on Laura Ling and Euna Lee's first statement on their North Korea capture
  . OK, perfect example of the difference between communists & socialists: Socialists don't do this kind of stuff. Communists do. And it just so happens to be the 70th anniversary of the Von Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact that ultimately led to WWII...
• Commented on Meet the Hon. James David Manning, PhD.
  . Yeah. It's only your pop-gun standing between us and the Marines. "Libertarians"! HAH! People too poor to be welcomed by the Republicans and too stupid to be Democrats. ....
• Commented on Meet the Hon. James David Manning, PhD.
  . Now the bigots can say, "We OWN a black guy." That's what it says in this field guide to the Republican "mind." Makes a lotta sense, if you've ever had a six foot iron rod driven through your brain....
• Commented on Coital "model" machine used in condom study
  . Coital Model? As Dave Barry would say, great name for a rock band. And the first album could be "Blunt Puncture." Or vice versa. Actually, I used to go out with a coital model from the Valley. And we...
• Commented on Slideshow of distorted celebrity faces
  . We have better pictures. Proof that Soylent Green is white people. ....
• Commented on Former French President says Bush invaded Iraq to thwart Gog and Magog's apocalyptic mission
  . But we got Gog & Magog, though, right? ....
• Commented on TED Talk: Elaine Morgan says we evolved from aquatic apes
  . Does she mean surfers? ....
• Commented on Blue Food Coloring Un-Paralyzes Rats
  . Researchers here in Hawaii genetically altered mice to glow green in the dark. Your tax dollars at work. Guess the cats appreciate it. Do cats pay taxes? @ #40 posted by Fred H, July 31, 2009 4:56 PM '...
• Commented on Blue Food Coloring Un-Paralyzes Rats
  . I've been using blue M&Ms to counteract paralysis for years. I carry them with me whenever I go out drinking. I had a MedAlert bracelet made up saying "Feed Me Blue M&Ms If I'm Found Paralyzed," with a stash...
• Commented on Birther congresspeople run from Huffington Post video reporter
  . As a citizen of the Kingdom of Hawaii, I feel it is my duty to settle this controversy, once and for all. Legally, Obama's birthplace was Honolulu, Hawaii. But Hawaii is an independent Kingdom, illegally annexed by US Pres....
• Commented on Zydepunks' "Finisterre" -- a CD that's like Flogging Molly crossed with the Flying Bulgar Klezmer Band performed in zydeco time
  . Oh, GAWD, not ANOTHER Cajun Irish Jewish Punk band! They're this year's Tajik-Chilean Delta Blues disco band! As IF! OI! There ain't no Kosher boudin, boyo. We'll stick with summer music videos. ....
• Commented on Drew Friedman fine art print of The Three Stooges
  . It's not the Stooges, or even Iggy, but it is from that era: "Honolulu's Neon History". Foto's that glow in the dark, man. ....
• Commented on Storefronts of a fading New York
  . Reminds me of "Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer." Wonder if the Gem Spa is still there? Or Ess-A-Bagel? I know these are still there: Bruno & The Escaped Chimps. ....
• Commented on Sarah Palin, via Twitter: God told me to sue the internet
  STRIKINGLY not stringingly no, wait......
• Commented on Sarah Palin, via Twitter: God told me to sue the internet
  . JEEZ! That wasn't GOD! That was ME! And what I told her was STFU, already. That beeyotch can't get ANYTHING right! I do rather stringingly resemble the Almighty, though. Same rakish moustache... Hey, I was made in His image,...
• Commented on Tripping "Terminator" arrested
  . Public nudity. Under the influence of multiple controlled substances. Failure to lose large quantities of money at casino. Those are three serious violations of the Mafia Code right there. He'll be lucky if he don' get f**kin' WHACKED. He's...
• Commented on R. Crumb's Sex Obsessions
  . For those who are too young to have enjoyed it while it was still fresh & hot, the Sixties in general and the "underground comics" of the era were pre-PC, and all about complete freedom & untrammeled self-expression. The...
• Commented on Michael Jackson by Drew Friedman
  . NEWS FLASH: "King Of Pop Is Alive & Well & Recovering From World's First Reanimation" ....
• Commented on RIP Michael Jackson
  . Innocent young boys everywhere will sleep safer tonight. ....
• Commented on The Corpse Flowers of Sumatra
  . It just occurred to me how fortunate we are to have bees and birds to pollinate flowers. Imagine if they all died out. Picture if you will a planet covered in corpse-flowers instead of roses and jasmin. And I...
• Commented on Hummingbirds' superspeed dive bombs
  . I've tried that. It doesn't work You know what does work? A full loop-de-loop followed by a somersault into the bird bath. And a platinum VISA card. Or just the card. Don't leave the nest without it. ....
• Commented on Infographic: all US one-time expenditures vs the bailout
  . It's only Monopoly money, now. ....
• Commented on Poop on the moon, and how to protect it
  . Glad to hear we marked our territory. How come this never happens in space movies? Or even in documentaries? ARMSTRONG: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind... aak, dude I totally gotta poo! Stand by,...