MrCortes

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• Commented on Michael Jackson Etch A Sketch artwork
  WOW...
• Commented on Monkey suspected in garden store heist
  its no longer monkey see, monkey do. its monkey see, monkey steal....
• Commented on Saving the tasty Mangalica pig from the brink of extinction -- so it can be eaten
  yuummm.. baconnnn... *salivating*...
• Commented on Super close-up zoom into a tooth
  Mesmerizing....
• Commented on Shockingly violent coffee commercials starring Muppets
  21st Century Version: Wilkins Coffee Puppet Supporter: "You Know what happens to people who dont drink Wilkins Coffee?" Other Puppet: "No, what happens." *Other Puppet gets tied up, blindfolded, and put on a plank board and water-boarding begins" Wilkins Coffee...
• Commented on Back to the Future wedding cake
  epic....
• Commented on Cat Workout
  Thats not the way you should handle your pussy.. lol...
• Commented on Contraband vault packed with guns, money, dope
  Sounds like saturday night at my friends house haha. XD...
• Commented on Man replaces lost finger with USB drive
  i got a USB prosthetic too! but unfortunately it was my penis. XD...
• Commented on HRP-4C fashion model robot
  This is really creepy..... and sexy at the same time. :P...